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breast implant anyone?

2009-05-20T00:12:00.000+01:00

This guy in Canada just had breast implants in his leg. His left leg, to be specific. Canadian body-art enthusiast Lane Jensen had the implants done to enhance the huge-chested cowgirl-stripper tattoo that he already boasted there on his calf.

Now that's a tattoo you dont see everyday.

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play with a living spider

2009-04-03T11:32:00.001+01:00

Poke and prod the spider with your mouse, also 'grab' one of its legs with your mouse and drag it around the screen -- tell me it's not alive!

Also anywhere on the map hit the space bar and it leaves little bugs, watch the spider go after it, this is totally crazy and super cool!

click here

a piece of advice while flying

2009-04-02T10:09:00.000+01:00

true story.

After a month-long holiday in the US, my wife and I finally boarded the plane in San Francisco last Sunday heading home.

As the plane reached cruising speed with the seat belt sign switched off, a 6-footer black man with the build of Mike Tyson in the front row got up from his seat, turned to face the back, raised his arm and yelled, 'HIJACK!'

Everyone was frozen to the seat, expecting the worst to happen. Two stewards were about to jump onto this guy to overpower him when another voice answered from the back of the plane: 'HI JOHN!'

The moral of the story is:
If you have a friend named Jack, for heaven's sake don't ever call him in the plane. Otherwise you may land yourself in deep shit!

"saving is sin, spending is virtue"

2009-04-02T09:35:00.002+01:00

i received this in the mail today...it is an interesting article written by an Indian Economist

Japanese save a lot. They do not spend much. Also Japan exports far more than it imports. Has an annual trade surplus of over $100 billions. Yet Japanese economy is considered weak, even collapsing. Americans spend, save little. Also US import more than it exports. Has an annual trade deficit of over $400 billion. Yet, the American economy is considered strong and trusted to get stronger.

But where from do Americans get money to spend? They borrow from Japan , China and even India . Virtually others save for the US to spend. Global savings are mostly invested in US, in dollars. India itself keeps its foreign currency assets of over $50 billions in US securities. China has sunk over $160 billion in US securities. Japan 's stakes in US securities is in trillions.

Result: The US has taken over $5 trillion from the world. So, as the world saves for the US, Americans spend freely. Today, to keep the US consumption going, that is for the US economy to work, other countries have to remit $180 billion every quarter, which is $2 billion a day, to the US! Otherwise the US economy would go for a six. So will the global economy. The result will be no different if US consumers begin consuming less.

A Chinese economist asked a neat question. Who has invested more, US in China, or China in US? The US has invested in China less than half of what China has invested in US. The same is the case with India. We have invested in US over $50 billion. But the US has invested less than $20 billion in India. Why the world is after US?

The secret lies in the American spending, that they hardly save. In fact they use their credit cards to spend their future income. That the US spends is what makes it attractive to export to the US. So US imports more than what it exports year after year. The result:

The world is dependent on US consumption for its growth. By its deepening culture of consumption, the US has habituated the world to feed on US consumption. But as the US needs money to finance its consumption, the world provides the money. It's like a shopkeeper providing the money to a customer so that the customer keeps buying from the shop. If the customer will not buy, the shop won't have business, unless the shopkeeper funds him. The US is like the lucky customer. And the world is like the helpless shopkeeper financier. Who is America's biggest shopkeeper financier?

Japan of course. Yet it's Japan which is regarded as weak. Modern economists complain that Japanese do not spend, so they do not grow. To force the Japanese to spend, the Japanese government exerted it self, reduced the savings rates, even charged the savers. Even then the Japanese did not spend (habits don't change, even with taxes, do they?). Their traditional postal savings alone is over $1.2 trillions, about three times the Indian GDP. Thus, savings, far from being the strength of Japan, has become its pain.

Hence, what is the lesson?

That is, a nation cannot grow unless the people spend, not save. Not just spend, but borrow and spend. Dr. Jagdish Bhagwati, the famous Indian-born economist in the US , told Manmohan Singh that Indians wastefully save. Ask them to spend, on imported cars and, seriously, even on cosmetics! This will put India on a growth curve.

"Saving is sin, and spending is virtue."

WORDS OF ADVICE:
Before you follow this neo economics, get some fools to save so that you can borrow from them and spend. This is what US has successfully done in last few decades.

burglar stuck in tesco chimney naked

2009-01-21T16:29:00.001Z

A would-be-burglar or a really silly santa manage to get himself stuck, most of all naked in the chimney of tesco.

this 20 year old guy was found by a delivery driver who heard someone shouting 'help me' from the chimney stack of the Tesco Express store.

Firefighters had to use lump hammers to dismantle the chimney breast on the first floor of the building to get to him.

After been rescued by firefighters, he told the police that he 'fell' into the chimney and it appeared his clothes came off as he tried to wriggle free.

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heart warming tale

2009-01-19T10:56:00.001Z

This is a short story about the bond formed between a little girl and a group of building workers. It's allegedly true and makes you want to believe in the goodness of people and that there is hope for the human race.

A young family moved into a house next door to an empty plot. One day Joe, Steve and a gang of building workers turned up to start building a house.

The young family's 5-year-old daughter naturally took an interest in all the activity going on next door and started talking with the workers.

She hung around and eventually the builders, all with hearts of gold, more or less adopted the little girl as a sort of project mascot. They chatted with her, let her sit with them while they had tea and lunch breaks, and gave her little jobs to do here and there to make her feel important.

They even gave her very own hard hat and gloves.

At the end of the first week they presented her with a pay envelope containing two pounds in 10p coins. The little girl took her 'pay' home to her mother who suggested that they take the money she had received to the bank the next day to start a savings account.

When they got to the bank the cashier was tickled pink listening to > the little girl telling her about her 'work' on the building site and the fact she had a 'pay packet'.

"You must have worked very hard to earn all this", said the bank cashier.

The little girl proudly replied, "I worked all last week with the men building a big house."

"My goodness gracious," said the cashier, "Will you be working on the house again this week, as well?" The little girl thought for a moment and said...

"I think so. Provided those w*nkers at Jewsons deliver the f*cking bricks."

throwing shoe at uncle bush game

2009-01-15T10:21:00.003Z

nice little game. how many shoes can you throw in 30 seconds?

[play here]

child discipline - good advice

2009-01-15T09:53:00.000Z

Got this in the mail today. Here it goes.

Tough love vs. spanking - good argument

Most people think it's improper to spank children, so I have tried other methods to control my kids when they have one of 'those moments.' One that I found effective is for me to just take the child for a car ride and talk.

Some say it's the vibration from the car, others say it's the time away from any distractions such as TV, Video Games, Computer, IPod, etc.

Either way, my kids usually calm down and stop misbehaving after our car ride together. Eye to eye contact helps a lot too. I've included a photo below of one of my sessions with my son, in case you would like to use the technique.

Sincerely,
Your Friend

the meaning of courage

2009-01-15T09:17:00.003Z

What is the meaning of courage?

Is it to fight a bull in a bullfight?

Is it to drive a formula 1 car?

Is it to fly a fighter in combat?

Is it to practice free falling parachuting?

Is it bungee jumping, wild water rafting?

Is it to gamble your salary on a coin toss?

Is it to insult the doorman in a bar?

Is it to insult your boss?

Is it to go on a defective ferris wheel?

... that is nothing.

THIS is COURAGE!!!

not so cute doll

2008-06-04T19:08:00.000+01:00

your gf might like it. buy a dozen of this dolls and put it in her room. she will love you more for it.

somethin to do if u hav a bad day in the office

2008-06-04T18:26:00.000+01:00

think u hav a bad day? think again. this guy in a Russian office is definitely having a very bad day to react like that.

the video below is taken by a guy in that office using his cellphone

try do that in your office.

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if animals were movie star...cont....

2008-05-14T11:36:00.000+01:00

gladigator vs gladiator. russell crowe will be fighting russell croc.

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if animals were movie star...cont...

2008-05-14T11:34:00.000+01:00

the return of the king. the lion will rule middle earth this time.

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if animals were movie star...

2008-05-14T11:33:00.000+01:00

daisy took over cameron diaz.

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if animals were movie star...

2008-04-27T12:00:00.001+01:00

the mootrix vs the matrix. Keanu Reeves is no longer a star.
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screamin' beans

2008-04-20T15:04:00.000+01:00

this is a game showing you what you can do with a can of baked beans.

Poke them of course!

click here to play

funny quotes of the day

2008-04-20T13:44:00.001+01:00

quote 1

if you are a vegetarian just to be nice to animals, why are you eating their food?

quote 2

i always arrive late at the office, but i make up for it by leaving early.

quote 3

if you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was any smarter.

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if animals were movie stars...

2008-04-20T12:56:00.001+01:00

Julia Roberts in the pelican???

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nun have sexy legs as well...

2008-04-20T12:45:00.000+01:00

hey what are you guys looking at?

yao ming's bike...

2008-03-31T04:35:00.000+01:00

take a look at the size of yao ming's bike. HUGE!!

star wars in hokkien

2008-03-31T04:21:00.004+01:00

boomp3.com
(click to play)
very funny!!

ricky martin is here...

2008-03-31T04:09:00.000+01:00

(click to enlarge pic)

panoramic night views of west japan

2008-03-31T04:03:00.000+01:00

nagasaki
yokohama
click here to see the night views of west-japan. every place is introduced with Panorama photography. really nice.

girl eats mouse

2008-03-31T03:43:00.001+01:00

it look delicious...not. So da mouse just crawl into da tummy?

dead deer talking prank

2008-03-20T00:25:00.001Z

a fake deer is tied to the hood of a car and it talks to people who walk by. really funny clip.

don't ask what happen next...

2008-03-19T23:25:00.000Z

so anaconda as a pet...will it work? this is what u get...

new camera: 2000 frames per second...

2008-03-19T23:06:00.001Z

perfect shot

funny ninja game

2008-02-29T09:50:00.001Z

try to balance da little ninja on da ball. i think its possible to get perfect score.
try it HERE.

naughty classroom game

2008-02-29T09:42:00.000Z

a naughty little classroom game. what's ur score?
click HERE to play.

erotic car window tinting

2008-02-27T00:07:00.000Z

there is a car parked outside the erotica sex shop in europe with all the windows covered by stickers representing some hard scenes... this is something u wont see anywhere in asia especially in malaysia. u think JPJ can lulus ah??!!

a wish from a not so innocent 5 year old girl

2008-02-26T23:13:00.000Z

i wish when i grow up...

this is how ppl got caned in jail. OUCH!!

2008-02-26T22:37:00.001Z

that mus really hurts...ouch!!

would you dare to wear like this?

2008-02-25T23:42:00.000Z

cloth is expensive nowadays...so the lesser the better...rite?

guys...stop staring at her breast!!

2008-02-25T23:15:00.000Z

where are you staring guys...

the 11th husband....

2008-02-25T23:05:00.000Z

A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband to "Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin".

"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times.?"

"Well, husband # 1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be."

"Husband # 2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was suppose to function; but he said he'd look into it and get back with me."

"Husband # 3 was from Field Services; he said that everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up."

"Husband # 4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver."

"Husband # 5 was an Engineer, he understood the basic process but he wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state of the-art method."

"Husband #6 was from Administration; he thought he knew how but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not."

"Husband # 7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it."

"Husband # 8 was a Psychiatrist; all he did was talk about it."

"Husband # 9 was a Gynecologist; all he did was look at it."

"Husband # 10 was a Stamp Collector; all he ever did was........ God I miss him."

" But now that I've married you, I'm so excited". "Wonderful", said the husband, "but why?"

"You're with the "GOVERNMENT"... This time I KNOW I'M gonna get SCREWED."

flu shot by doctor's recommendation

2008-02-20T03:23:00.000Z

please do not forget your flu shot!!!!

the first half of this makes sense, but I like the second half better.

there are 2 ways to get rid of the ridiculous flu.

the 1st one is a healthy way of life.

eat right! make sure you get your daily dose of fruits and veggies.
take your vitamins and bump up your vitamin C.
get plenty of exercise because exercise helps build your immune system.
walk for at least an hour a day, go for a swim, take the stairs instead of the elevator, etc.
wash your hands often. if you can't wash them, keep a bottle of antibacterial stuff around.
get lots of fresh air. open doors & windows whenever possible.
try to eliminate as much stress from your life as you can.
get plenty of rest.

OR...

Take the doctor's approach!
Think about it... When you go for a shot, what do they do first?
They Clean your arm with alcohol...
Why? Because Alcohol KILLS GERMS.
So.......

i walk to the liquor store... (exercise)
i put lime in my Corona... (fruit)
cherry in my Bloody Mary... (veggies)
drink outdoors on the bar patio... (fresh air)
tell jokes, laugh...(eliminate stress)
then pass out... (rest)

the way I see it...

if you keep your alcohol levels up, flu germs can't get you!

my mother always said,
"A shot in the glass is better than one in the ass!"

time changes everything!

2008-02-20T02:51:00.001Z

An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tight so that it would not blow away in the wind.

A gentleman approached her and said,
"Pardon me, madam. I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"

"Yes, I know," said the lady.
"I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."

"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any panties and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.

The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied,
"Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!"

desperate students during exams - part 1

2007-08-08T01:16:00.000+01:00

what would you do if you dont know the answer to one of the questions? leave it blank? of course not...you would try your best to answer it with what you know. these students tried really hard!

Case 1

Case 2

Case 3

Case 4

Case 5

freebies all around us

2007-08-08T00:39:00.000+01:00

we can never get enough of freebies. what more is better than getting things for free! some of you out there may have noticed it and used it while some others missed out the great opportunities...

here are some freebies which everyone would love...

1. FREE (AND LEGAL) MUSIC
You can find free and legal music tracks online at Amazon.com, CNet's Download.com and Walmart.com.

2. FREE PHONE CALLS
Save on your long-distance bill and chat via computer with free software from Skype.com. You won't pay a dime for any call to another Skype user. You can call non-users' landlines, too, for about $3 a month.

3. FREE E-MAIL
No more fretting over someone sending you a huge e-mail file. Free accounts from Gmail, Hotmail and Yahoo now give you at least 2 GB of storage.

[more at...]

the world luckiest guy

2007-08-03T18:03:00.000+01:00

this man on a motorcycle survived the car accident, he is one lucky lucky bastard!

i believe he is greek. He says: f*ck u asshole. it was red! . it was red!!!

wel;l...he has got a reason to curse. who could blame him?

new pet in town

2007-08-03T17:37:00.000+01:00

this is the kind of pet no one has ever got yet in malaysia or singapore...
but it is quite common in africa...

wanna get one of those? cuddle it when you go to bed, take him out for a walk...nothing this pet cant do...

aint he cute?? children loves him...

OK...ok...i lied. i dont think it is cute...it is the most impossible creature to be made a pet...a GIANT FROG!! not in malaysia or singapore for sure...imagine a slimy giant frog sitting on your lap...ueh...

best is to make it into frog juice like in my previous post.

this is the worst name for a street

2007-08-03T17:17:00.000+01:00

imagine if your house is on this street...one day you wanted to take a taxi back home and the conversation goes...

Driver : Nak ke mana cik?

Penumpang : Saya nak ke bandar Sunway. Dekat jer, rumah saya kat Jalan PukiMak U Lah...

Driver : Cik, kita ni org Malaysia. Tak boleh ke gunakan bahasa yg lebih sopan?

Penumpang : Nak sopan macamana lagi bang. Dah memang itu nama jalannya.

Driver : %$#@&*

i dont know if there is a real road using this name as i never seen it before...it could be a photoshop edited picture...

[story from...]

marriage before & after

2007-08-03T17:02:00.001+01:00

Before the marriage:

He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.

She: Do you want me to leave?

He: NO! Don't even think about it.

She: Do you love me?

He: Of course!

She: Have you ever cheated on me?

He: NO! Why you even asking?

She: Will you kiss me?

He: Yes!

She: Will you hit me?

He: No way! I'm not such kind of person!

She: Can I trust you?

Now after the marriage you can read it from bottom to the top !!!!

so tell me...how true is that?

funkiest wedding style i ever seen

2007-08-03T16:40:00.000+01:00

what else can i say...they rulez...anyone else who brave enough to follow their style...let me know...

however...i believe it will the most memorable wedding and no one can ever forget it...

selling lemonade by the beach (not for kids)

2007-08-03T16:29:00.000+01:00

i'm sure her business will be good...probably sold out in 5 minutes or less...wonder how much will she sell for a sip of lemonade...that's the way to do business!!

michael jackson's 'thriller' funny version...

2007-07-31T15:06:00.000+01:00

exactly how many version of michael jackson's MV 'Thriller' out there i dont know...but i know there are a few which is pretty damn hilarious!!

ok this is the original version of the 'Thriller' MV

then this is the funniest version i ever see...

there are subtitles as well. The subtitles are based on how the lyrics are sound in english.

filipino inmates do 'Thriller'

1,500 plus CPDRC inmates of the Cebu Provincial Detention and Rehabilitation Center, Cebu, Philippines at practice. you guys probable had already seen this clip.

mayb you dont believe it...there's even an lego version of 'Thriller'

this is a bit too long and it turn boring half way...

a never ending list...let me know if u come across any other funny version.

how to stop birds from dropping bomb on your car

2007-07-31T14:28:00.000+01:00

the bird never fly again...

restaurant in the sky

2007-07-30T22:55:00.000+01:00

ooo...how does it feels to have your dinner way up in the sky among the clouds...ok...mayb not that high...but still...a huge table hanging on a crane is very high.

imagine you having your dinner higher than anybody else...people walking at ground level will tend to look up and people will start to gather just to have a look...then suddenly you drop your fork and knife from the table...somebody gonna get hurt real bad...

but it is still cool though...the feeling of being higher than everyone else...but what do u do if u suddenly need to pee?

difference between original and pirated - 3

2007-07-30T22:22:00.000+01:00

Try to find the difference if you can...LOL

Original
Pirated
Original
Pirated

so pls stop buying pirated movie...DOWNLOAD them instead...LOL

knock before you enter parent's room

2007-07-26T20:52:00.000+01:00

fido might be his pet dog...

difference between original and pirated - 2

2007-07-26T19:45:00.000+01:00

Try to find the difference if you can...LOL

Original
Pirated
Original
Pirated

danger of flip phone (warning - pic might be erotic)

2007-07-26T19:39:00.000+01:00

this is the known danger og flip phone...be aware!!

(Warning - pic might be too erotic to some people)

come buy durian...we accept visa

2007-07-26T18:47:00.001+01:00

no more fear you dont have any cash on you the moment you wanted to buy DURIANS...they now do visa and mastercard.

nobody riding anything...

2007-07-26T18:42:00.000+01:00

A farmer has three sons. One day, his oldest boy comes to him and pleads with him that he is graduating from school and would really like to get a car.

His father says, "Son, come with me." He takes him to the barn and points to he farm tractor and says, "That tractor is needed here on the farm and I promise that as soon as it's paid for, we'll get you a car."

The boy was not too happy but he did understand that situation and said, "Okay, Dad."
A week later, his second son (10 years old) approaches him wanting a new two-wheel bicycle. Well, he gets the same excuse . "as soon as that tractor is paid for . . "

Shortly, a few days later, son number 3, his youngest, comes bugging him for a tricycle. Again, ol' Dad gives him the lecture about the tractor being paid for first.

While leaving the barn, the young boy, more than a little disgusted with the whole thing, sees a rooster mating with one of the hens and promptly goes over and kicks the rooster off the hen's back, mumbling to himself the whole time.
His dad says, "Son, why on earth would you do something like that?
He didn't do anything to you to deserve that!"
The little boy looks his Dad right square in the eye and says,
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"Hey, nobody rides anything around
here until that damn tractor is paid for."

g-string of the month

2007-07-25T20:03:00.000+01:00

alright...all the guys out there. let us have a look at the G-string of the month!! SEXY...

maybe to you...

difference betweer original and pirated 1

2007-07-25T19:40:00.000+01:00

Try to find the difference if you can...LOL

Original
Pirated
Original
Pirated

one night stand...

2007-07-25T19:31:00.000+01:00

cool tower defence game

2007-07-25T19:19:00.000+01:00

Vector TD offers eight different maps (4 normal and 4 harder), lots of options and improved vector based graphics.

The normal maps are very easy to complete and can only be recommended to people who never played a TowerDefence game before. Things become more interesting with the hard maps, highly recommended for all TowerDefence fans! Be warned: the 40 levels are VERY hard to complete!

Play now

transformers in SHOES? by NIKE

2007-07-05T20:26:00.000+01:00

If you dont know TRANSFORMERS... they come from the planet Cybertron and are divided into the heroic Autobots, led by Optimus Prime, and the evil Decepticons, led by Megatron. The best things is they are able to "transform"...

Again they transform...BUT this time NOT into those boring figures such as car, aircraft or animal. Instead they transform into NIKE SHOES !!

Its is the Transformers Sports Label series! featuring a 1/2 scale transforming Nike shoes!

Notice even after they transformed from the shoe mode, they are still wearing NIKE SHOES.

If you feel like buying a pair of those...
try this site

be careful what you wish for...

2007-07-05T19:43:00.000+01:00

may your wish come true...however be careful of what you wish for...

you might NOT like what you get...LOL

do my "business" in the middle of shopping mall

2007-06-07T23:01:00.000+01:00

i dont believe this...this guy really do his business (shitting lah if dont know) in the shopping mall...not in the toilet...but in the big flower vase. caught on security camera.

He got the guts. i salute him.

Funny Wedding Commercial

2007-06-07T22:56:00.000+01:00

Planning a wedding can be a mental challenge. Don't let the invites push you over the edge, simply print your own with Gartner Studios.

Here is another funny wedding ceremony with funny dress. If your wedding id done like this, no one will ever forgets it...ever!!

The effects of alcohol... priceless pics

2007-06-07T22:27:00.000+01:00

dont remember how is it when you are drunk? let me show you...

After 6 beers...

After 2 glasses of wine...

After 2 bottles of wine(shared of course)...

After too many margaritas...

After 3 Kamikazes...

After 7 rum & cokes...

After 1 large purple haze...

After 6 cocktails...

After 1 bottle of tequila...

There you have it. your priceless picture on the internet. lol

What are friends for...

2007-06-07T21:54:00.001+01:00

what you should be telling your friends...

eating fish while its still alive

2007-05-27T02:20:00.001+01:00

Is this a growing trend? I dont know if the fish is partially cook or raw but it is still ALIVE! How can you eat the fish while its still ALIVE! still moving! I cant accept this.

Watch video here

eating fish while its still alive

Here is another one. This fish was eaten half way...and decide to save it for later on.. they say the fish survive half a day. This is sick.

Watch till the end...YES its still alive. This fish is filleted ALIVE as the guy is eating it, the fish is then put back into the aquarium! insane!

It's Korean traditional way of eating EEL. Grill it while it is still alive. Can you eat it?

Sashimi...they say if u want it fresh, eat it while the fish is still breathing!

I just dont know if i can eat it when the very fish is still alive in front of me. What do you think?

orgazimo car alarm - funny

2007-05-27T00:48:00.000+01:00

Orgasm sounds as car alarm? This might not be suitable for young children, but then again, those who installed this alarm system won't have people stealing THEIR cars away! lol

Watch video here

orgazimo car alarm

mummified fairy found in Derbyshire

2007-05-21T14:54:00.000+01:00

Photograph shows the remains of an 8-inch, mummified fairy found in Derbyshire.

Quoted from the site this artical originated from,

Do fairies live at the bottom of your garden?

Maybe not anymore but a recent discovery would suggest that they probably did. What appear to be the mummified remains of a fairy have been discovered in the Derbyshire countryside.

The 8 inch remains complete with wings, skin, teeth and flowing red hair have been examined by archaeologists and forensic experts who can confirm that the body is genuine. X-rays of the fairy reveal an anatomically identical skeleton to that of a child. The bones, however, are hollow like those of a bird making them particularly light. The puzzling presence of a navel even suggests that the beings reproduce the same as humans despite the absence of reproductive organs.

However...as reported by BBC

Photographs of a mummified fairy supposedly found in Derbyshire have been revealed as an April Fool's prank. Former Derbyshire resident Dan Baines, 31, who designs illusions for magicians, made the fairy as a prank.

The site got 20,000 hits in one day from fairy believers. "Although I've said it's a hoax, people still believe that it's real," said Mr Baines.

"They believe this is just a cover-up so let the illusion continue."

He added that it had taken him four hours a day to answer all of his emails.

"I've had all sorts of comments including people who say they've seen exactly the same things and one person who told me to return the remains to the grave site as soon as possible or face the consequences," he said.

The fairy is about eight inches long with details such as a navel, ears and hair added for authenticity.

Mr Baines added that he had now become addicted to April Fool's jokes and told people to "watch this space" for future pranks.

This guy even put his fairy figure up for auction on eBay, where it fetched a high bid of £280.00.

[Read more on...]

Therefore...dont go believing everything you read on the internet. Give some space for doubt. Its a damn good April Fool's prank thought. LOL.

cool business card design

2007-05-21T11:51:00.000+01:00

When you are in the business world, you will need a business card as it forms the most important element of your visual identity.

Here is a collection of cool business cards to inspire you. Got it from Ivan's Blog

What will your client say when they found out that they have to scratch for your contact detail?

Or make a mini map to guide your customer to you...

An impression from my notes. This design really makes your business card looks damn cheap. Whats worst is you have to pay for it!

Need a dentist? Floss your business card...

Want your business card to be different? Stitch it together...

Interchangeable insert in a generic cover. Just got promoted? No worries, just have to change the piece of paper inside.

Want people to know you are good at what you are doing? Demonstrate it on your card.

Forensic evidence?

Cool metal card...I bet you cant carry lots of those around with you all the time.

Transparent thin...

...or Transparent thick...your choice.

Reuse old cards for a second hand shop.

Get rid of the evidence you ever met the headhunter. Eat it!

Finally, clear message from a debt recovery agent. If you don't pay I'll break your bones. Here's the x-ray of my last client broken finger as proof.

[More at...]

Dirty Car Windows - Cool art work by Scott Wade

2007-05-20T16:48:00.000+01:00

What do you do with your dirty windows? This guy Scott Wade just did something very impressive with his car windows.

Here is what he did...at first...

After few minutes...

After half an hour...

Finally done...fine piece of art work.

Few other work done by him...

Impressive...

[more story at]

sexy body VS wet t-shirt

2007-05-20T16:30:00.000+01:00

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So...can a Hot babe with low cut dress and SEXY pair of legs compete with a regular babe in a WET T-SHIRT? Find out.

panda on a slide cute video

2007-05-20T16:16:00.000+01:00

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Watch a bunch of cute little pandas playing and trying to figure out the sliding board.

Rush Hour 3

2007-05-16T17:06:00.000+01:00

Its coming out this August. Cant wait to watch it. I attached the trailer below below for all rush hour fans out there.

Info via malaysia.movies.yahoo.com
Release Date: 9th August 2007
Language: English
Rating: U
Genre: Thriller / Comedy / Action
Starring: Jackie Chan, Hiroyuki Sanada, Vinnie Jones, Noemie Lenoir, Chris Tucker...[full cast]
Directed by: Brett Ratner

Spoiler Warning!! [dont scroll down any more if u dont feel like reading the spoiler]

While in Paris, Lee's (Jackie Chan) latest assignment is to escort and to protect Chinese Ambassador Han as he delivers a major address before the World Criminal Court Summit in Los Angeles. While delivering his announcement, he is shot and nearly killed. Meanwhile, former LAPD Detective James Carter (Chris Tucker), who has recently been demoted to a traffic cop just happens to be listening to the radio when the tragedy occurs. He rushes to the scene to help, but instead interferes with Lee's pursuit of the culprit. To get his status back, Carter teams up with Lee one more time to help track down the assassins. With the trail leading to Paris, both will find themselves forced to fight the French police, the Triads, and foreign culture if they are going to solve the mystery in time.

Spoiler Ends Here

Here's the trailer...enjoy

Dog Wedding - a complete tale

2007-05-14T17:06:00.000+01:00

It is not just a simple on-the-paper wedding. Its the real thing!! Let me show u pictures from a full range complete set wedding ceremony for two lovely dog couple. (Cant find what is the dog's name). Venue booked. Decorations set up. Everybody seated. PERFECT!

Let me introduce you to the Best Man(dog).

Bridegroom adjusting the bow tie...

Ah...a must have in any wedding ceremony...FAMILY PICTURE!

Here is a few more photo of the wedding dog's happy moment...

If you know a loving dog couple, why not throw them a wedding ceremony...Here's how:

Step One
Choose an appropriate role for the dog depending on behavior and temperament. An energetic dog might need to be on a leash held by an usher or ring bearer, while a relaxed, older dog can be free to lounge during the ceremony.

Step Two
Wash your pup right before the ceremony to keep people with allergies from having a reaction to dander.

Step Three
Dress the dog up with a fancy collar, ribbon or dog "tux."

Step Four
Have someone walk the dog just before the ceremony to allow him to relieve himself.

Step Five
Have the dog bring up the rings on a satin pillow tied to his collar or - if he is really well trained - in his mouth.

Step Six
Appoint an eager nephew or niece to be the dog-watcher throughout the event, making sure Rover doesn't eat anyone's food or leave any surprises on the lawn.
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Dont need to worry about the wedding dress for your dog. There are tons of designers ready to help you dress your dog up. Check out here and here and here.

Let them have a happy moment too.

Mercedes Factory - pics

2007-05-14T16:39:00.000+01:00

Have a peek into mercedes factory. It is unbelievably......CLEAN!

COOL...

loving fish art

2007-05-12T18:38:00.000+01:00

This is what a loving couple would do...you just need a paintbrush, a box of poster colour paint, a digital camera and a couple of hours of fun time with your partner.

Have FUN!!

transparent butterfly

2007-05-12T17:57:00.000+01:00

How rare is it for you to see a transparent butterfly around? It is not easy to find because of its transparent wings, which is a natural camouflage mechanism.

from wikipedia, these butterfly...
" ...is a member of the clearwing clade; its wings are transparent. Its most common English name is glasswing, and its Spanish name is espejitos, which means "little mirrors."... "

how your handphone is stolen

2007-05-12T15:56:00.000+01:00

Have you ever had your hand phone stolen and you dont even know how it ever happens? here is a few clips to give you an idea of how is it done.

It is very normal in the UK for tourist to go to someone and ask for directions, especially the ones sitting outside a cafe sipping coffee with their hand phone on the table!!

Internet cafes are one of the places where most hand phones are stolen. I think this kind of cases is quite common in Malaysia. lol. Someone tells you that you had money on the floor, you feels lucky and picked it up, next thing you know...you got few dollar in your pocket but lost your precious hand phone.

notes : dont be greedy...not everytime you found money on the floor means you got good luck.

Here is a few more cases for you to see. I think the case where one guy bump you from the front and another guy just pull your hand phone out of your pocket is the trickiest of all. But i have seen this in action when i travelled to Spain last year. Those people target tourist's wallet instead and practically they are all over the place. You can see them in action everywhere...in the train, the lift, escalator, bus station, tourist spots...BE CAREFUL...

Here is a few advise for every hand phone user:
1. Keep your phone concealed. If a thief can’t see your phone, it's extremely difficult to steal it.

2. Don’t leave your phone visible around the house or in the car. Most thefts of mobile phones actually take place from cars or from houses, so don’t leave your phone lying around in a place where it is easy to spot.

3. Be discreet. Phones have been snatched right from people’s hands while talking or texting. Just another reason to be discreet with your phone in public places.

4. Attach it. Use accessories to make the phone harder to take. One of the simplest and most effective accessories is a strap around your wrist. This dissuades a potential thief from going after your phone, diverting him to look for an easier mark.

5. Be a smart Samaritan. Don’t lend your phone to strangers, but if you want to help a person in need, make the call for them. Never hand over the phone. Would you give a stranger $300 to hold for just a second?

6. PIN up. Always keep your security code activated in the phone and remember 0000 isn’t that effective secret code.

[more advise at...]

you got worm inside your face

2007-05-10T17:27:00.000+01:00

It seems that i have been writing about maggots and worms alot recently. There is a post on maggots invasion in some neighbourhood. Then another post on the coke, pork and worm topic (which is just some myth).

I dont know how true this one is but still...it is disturbing to see a worm coming out from someone's face.

Quoting from another site, this is suppose to be a treatment method used to cure Sinusitis, a prolonged inflammation of the sinus cavities brought on by a cold, allergy attack or bacterial infection.

It is said Earth Roach juice is apply on your skin (face) and the effect is...worms coming out from every inch of your face.

Someone in youtube left a comment saying:

this is a traditional method of curing 'resdung' or sinus problem in ur nose....everyone actually have it but wether it is serious or not...but the worm u see is not from the roaches...its ridiculuos...the roaches juice have some kind of natural friendly chemical and it is hot that can burn or bring the worm out from ur face as u can see it...in Malaysia some traditional way still in practice along the modern way...it an alternatives for the patient...

Someone else even says he tried this type of medication in seremban, malaysia.

well...anyone can say anything on the internet these days. anyone know the true story? or seen the treatment anywhere before? let me know.

Somehow i still find it quite hard to believe.

pork + coke = maggots? NOT TRUE

2007-05-09T18:16:00.000+01:00

Try it at home and see if there is any maggots in your pork when coke is added.

Cheap pork is not always a good choice. Think before you buy.

pork chop anyone?

edited:
(sigh...my bad for not stating this before...sorry guys. This is not a post to spread malicious rumour about pork. In fact i'm a pork lover. And pork + coke = maggots is just some rumours, not true whatsoever. i just feels it is a funny post. Incase some of you [earl-ku and menj] never notice, this is suppose to be a blog of funny things. i'll be more specific next time.)

read more at...

@ earl-ku : sorry bout tat...chain broken.

@ menj : whats the point of calling people asshole when you yourself is an asshole. oh you spreading malicious rumour about beef now are you?

this is why kids should tuck in their shirt!

2007-05-08T16:50:00.000+01:00

Kids these days like to wear baggy trousers and not tuck in their shirt. (well...i dont like to tuck in my shirt as well, but...) .No one will know what they could be hiding under their shirt. Watch the clip, you will be amazed.

Especially when they are hiding guns under their shirt. It is not right and dangerous too. (what if he 'bang' his own kuku ciao). Everyone have a responsibility to protect children from gun-related deaths and injuries. Dont play play ah.

PORN on disney channel

2007-05-04T16:14:00.000+01:00

A cable television company is investigating just how children in some New Jersey homes ended up watching hardcore pornography when they tuned into a popular cartoon programme on the Disney Channel.

Paul Dunleavy, a Middletown, New Jersey, subscriber to cable giant Comcast, was stunned on Tuesday to find his five-year-old son watching something other than Handy Manny, a cartoon show about a bilingual Latino handyman, Manny Garcia, and his talking tools.

"It was two people doing their thing, it was full-on and it was disgusting," the Middletown father of three told The New York Daily News newspaper on Wednesday.

[more story...]

So...now u can get porn even on disney channel. How convenient!!

blogging as a new media

2007-05-04T16:08:00.000+01:00

KUALA LUMPUR: The National Union of Journalists Malaysia has urged the Government to acknowledge the existence of Internet citizen reporting and blogging as a new media for disseminating information.

NUJ president Norila Mohd Daud said this online phenomenon had made a great impact on the country as an alternative information source on current issues affecting the public.

“The usage of Internet and the concept of the uncensored ‘borderless world’ have made information more easily accessible to anyone. As such, any abuses by public officials can be immediately exposed on the Internet,” she said in a statement issued in conjunction with World Press Freedom Day yesterday.

‘Ghostbusters’ back in action

2007-05-04T15:57:00.000+01:00

KOTA BARU: Kelantan religious authorities are going to call some “ghostbusters” to clean up strange things happening in some neighbourhoods.

Also called doktor syaitan by people here, they are well versed in the Quran and draw inspiration from its verses to drive out evil spirits believed to dwell in deviant groups.

It is learnt that some enforcement officers sent out to investigate deviant groups sometimes end up being their followers.

“Perhaps meals or drinks served to the officers were spiked,” Kelantan Islamic Affairs Department director Ab Aziz Ab Rahman told reporters yesterday.

[more story...]

the Malaysia way of life

2007-05-03T16:13:00.000+01:00

The Malaysia way of life in short.

$9,000/mth job vacancies

2007-05-03T15:44:00.000+01:00

Dear All,

A MULTI-NATIONAL COMPANY has 5 job vacancies in their deo/perfume Plant.

If you're interested, apply to : hrhl@hinlever.com

The Package:
1. Proposed salary is Net $9,000/mth
2. Health benefits
3. 6 hours / day
4. 5 working days / week
5. Transport provided
6. Medical Benefits - $8500/pm

Conditions:
1. You only need to have a very good sense of smell.
2. Willingness to explore with your nose.

SEE ATTACHMENT for a demo of the job...........

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'ho mia' dog

2007-05-03T15:37:00.000+01:00

Here is a new way to bring your dog out for a walk/drive.

what can you do with a melon

2007-05-03T14:25:00.000+01:00

Hey there actually is a special day for watermelon in Taiwan. lol...its cool. I just found out about it the other day. OK...here is a few pictures from the 2006 Melon Day in Taiwan.

Melon Day is the day where a collection of melon art is displayed. Pictures and words are engraved/carved onto surface of the melon. The 1st thing that captures your attention when you 1st walk into the hall will be this cute little heart shaped melon with the letter 'love' on it. I think the melon are actually grown in a heart shaped container to make it that way.

When it comes to carving, there will always be a pig in it. People just love to carve pig. Ah watever...there you go...pig in a melon.

Here's a few melon trying to be cute with its carving. I have been wondering, what happens to the melon next? Chop it open and serve it to your friends? after all that hard work on the melon? or you just keep it on display till it rot?

Nice art...imagine how long this will take...rose on a melon. Could it be...its done by a machine?

The first cubic melon is founded in Japan. Farmers of the Zentsuji region found a way to grow cubic watermelons, by growing the fruits in glass boxes and letting them naturally assume the shape of the receptacle. The square shape supposedly makes the melons easier to stack and store, but the square watermelons are often more than double the price of normal ones. Pyramid shaped watermelons have also been developed.

A few random pictures from the exhibition...

So what else can people do with melon?

EAT THEM!!!

oh...my...god...!!! MAGGOTS everywhere!!!

2007-04-29T01:58:00.000+01:00

MAGGOTS...MAGGOTS...where? where?

see it for yourself.

You think this is a normal tree? All you can see is that the tree is slightly white in colour.

Cant see anything? wait till i get you closer and see for yourself. What happen to the tree?

The tree is covered in layers of white sticky web kinda thing. Know why? here...have another closer look.

That's WHY! the whole tree is covered with freaking maggots. Its kinda like there are millions of them.

Whats' worst? The maggots is not just on the tree...its f*cking everywhere. Check out the pic below. (click to enlarge)

The freaking maggots doesnt just like trees, they like bikes too. See the bike below covered with webbing. Its like the art of Spiderman but instead this is done by tonnes of maggots.

Wait a minute...i see something weird with the bike. See that? lets take a closer look...

still cant see what's wrong? Have another closer look.

See that? See that? There is something moving under the seat of the bike. I'm gonna take one step closer to have a better view. Stay with me guys...

Holy crap... the bike is invaded by maggots. And its f*cking real. Its like the maggots headquarter there under the seat. A little bit closer this time...

Not closer enough? ok...a bit more...

closer...closer...
There! See that? Happy now? You might as well just stick your hand in there and get a chance to become... Maggotman!!

It is on the roof, under the ceiling, on the tree, on the floor, and not to be missed...the bike as well.

Had enough of maggots already? ok...lets take a walk and get some fresh air in your lungs. How long have you stopped breathing? Take a deep breath... Lets go to the corner there...

Hmmm...its a bit dirty at the corner there... What did all those cleaners do all day over here? Lets have a sit anyway...a little bit of dirt wont kill...

OMFG...The Return of The Maggots. No matter where you go...it keeps coming back. There will be no place to hide... The next thing you know, maggots under the bed, maggots in the toilet, on the table, in the pillow, in the...

Maggots will haunt you forever. No where is safe for you now.

Maggots...Maggots...Everywhere...Arrggghhh...

But not to worry my fellow readers...

I have got a solution...visit http://ahpoh.blogspot.com once a day for the next 3 month and you will be free of the haunting maggots.

ahpoh will protect you!

the 'ULTIMATE' in windows vista ultimate

2007-04-29T01:26:00.000+01:00

what's the 'ultimate' in Window Vista Ultimate stand for?

LOL...

who say yoga sucks? see this...its as hot as hell

2007-04-29T01:07:00.000+01:00

what do u know about YOGA? What do you think about YOGA?

It sucks? Boring? Waste of time?

THINK AGAIN!

I'll show you what YOGA is all about...

Check back http://ahpoh.blogspot.com for more funny things...

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - Trailer

2007-04-24T14:11:00.000+01:00

The new international trailer!

hmm...it looks promising.

way to change your boyfriend

2007-04-24T13:59:00.000+01:00

Dont like the current boyfriend of yours? Here is a way to u get to change your boyfriend. No string attached.

Try it!!

sex doll in doggy style

2007-04-24T12:09:00.000+01:00

We've all been there – finding that our dog is just a little too keen to be friendly with our leg.

But now a French designer has come up what he describes as the first dog sex toy in a bid to end canine frustration.

The Hotdolls are plastic playmates specifically shaped so their hips feel like a female dog.

They are covered with a 1cm-thick technogel skin to keep them soft to the touch. The dolls are supplied in two colours, black and white, and there is a choice of two sizes.

[more story...]

now you can watch TV online for free

2007-04-24T00:54:00.000+01:00

A new service that offers television via an Internet connection has been switched on.

Subscribers will be able to watch programmes from Indonesia and China, as well as local channels.

Viewers will need to log onto the worldip.tv website with a broadband-enabled personal computer or a 3G (third-generation) cellphone in order to get the live streaming and video-on-demand programmes.

The IPTV (Internet Protocol TV) service is being offered by Broadway Digital Media (BDM) Sdn Bhd, a subsidiary of music company Broadway Entertainment (M) Sdn Bhd.

Local channels available are TV3, ntv7, 8TV and TV9 while the foreign channels are Indonesia’s Metro TV and China’s Dragon TV.

The service is free until June, after which BDM would charge local customers RM10 a month while overseas subscribers will have to pay US$5 (RM17), BDM chairman Aziz Bakar said.

[story from...]

How to fit 10 pickup truck on a lorry

2007-04-23T23:54:00.000+01:00

Can you fit 10 pickup truck on a lorry? You think its impossible? Think again.

It can be seen regularly in China where a delivery lorry are loaded with 10 pickup truck. You have to see it to believe it.

I know you are in shock but there is no need to leave your mouth wide open for so long. lol.

special coffin for everyone

2007-04-23T23:51:00.000+01:00

Coffin is something that everyone will be needing no matter who you are (choi choi choi...needing but not so soon. Havent had enough of life yet). These guys has come up with creative designs that will suit everyone's favourite. what is yours?

1. Transportation series coffin

Cant affort a brand new Subaru? Well...if you love it soooo much, why not get a Subaru coffin and you can have it for eternity. No road tax needed.
OR a little red sports car coffin for all the car lovers out there.
OR u might prefer to rest in luxury, try the white Mercedes coffin.
OR get your own private jet coffin. who say dead people cant fly?

2. Food and drink series coffin

If cars and jet are not your type, try out this food and drink series. I'm sure there is something for everyone. What's your favourite food/fruits?
Pineapple for you?
If you like it hot and spicy, pick the chilli coffin.
Or keep yourself cool and fresh with a bottle of coke. The problem is you will be inside.

3. Animal series coffin

Fishy fish coffin would be suitable for fish lover. I think its the best selling coffin in the series. You dont need to buy it for yourselve, it can be for your pet fish which died of too much secondary smoke. Or for your pet cat which love fish so much. Turkey anyone? Or a credit for superiority, get an eagle coffin.

I have no idea how much it cost where to get it. Interested? Maybe you should just DIY it at home. Give it a try.

you dare to wear this swimsuit?

2007-04-22T23:24:00.000+01:00

Do you DARE to wear this homemade swimsuit? It is dirt cheap, recyclable, most importantly it has unlimited choice of colours and design.

If you are someone wanting to prove you are special, then this is the way. Appear once a week in the public swimming pool and you will immediately become the talk of the day for many many months. How more special could you be?

Therefore, here I introduce to you the economic swimsuit.... the 'Plastic Bag' Swimsuit.

I had a great idea...while you are being sexy and special in that swimsuit, you could choose plastic bag from those hypermarkets or other big brand out there and they may even pay you for the advertisement you bring. I would suggest going for Carrefour, Giant, Makro or Tesco first as their plactic bag are easier to get.

Happy swimming then.

do you dare to play?

2007-04-22T16:58:00.000+01:00

Fancy a roller coaster ride? I was surfing the net recently and found this amazing Half Pipe Coaster. I'm sure this is something which could give you the biggest adrenaline rush u've ever experience.

Half Pipe is a steel roller coaster located at Elitch Gardens (Amusement Park) in Denver, Colorado. I wonder if we could get this in Genting Highland one day. I bet Uncle Lim (Lim Goh Tong) wouldnt mind installing a small amusement roller coaster for everyone to enjoy.

This roller coaster takes advantage of Denver’s proximity to nearby ski resorts that cater to snowboarders. Riders are placed in one of two cars on the train which is made to resemble a giant snowboard. Each car is a free-spinning circle that holds eight people. The track is essentially a giant, upright U and trains are loaded at the bottom of the U. LIM engines accelerate the train up both sides of the track. A typical ride consists of approximately five to six cycles of the train travelling through the U. [via]

the meaning of W.I.F.E

2007-04-22T15:56:00.000+01:00

what does W.I.F.E stands for...

W - Washing
I - Ironing
F - F*cking
E - Etc...

people can always comes up with something. just for a quick laugh.

Pizza Hut exclusive online offer

2007-04-22T15:30:00.000+01:00

I went to pizza hut the other day. Pizza hut in the uk offer diff variety of choice than the pizza hut in malaysia.

One offer i loved the most is the Pizza Hut Buffet Lunch. Basically you just eat as much as you want starting from 12pm till 4pm for a fair price. I bet u cant find this kind of deal in malaysia.

well...the best deal i found offered by pizza hut malaysia is this Pizza Hut 25% Discount Exclusive Online Offers.

Where you can enjoy 10% or 25% Discount for your dine in experience. Not a bad offer i would say.

Anyway...you can print the coupon HERE if you are interested.