natural face mask

let me show u how to hav ur own face mask at home. just like what the professionals always had...

its called "The Big 'C' Face Mask" (as in Cockroach)

people just like to try new things. and this is one u can try at home.

1. you will need a bowl of rotten food.

2. put the bowl in a corner and it will work like a charm.



3. the next thing u know, u got a whole bunch of COCKROACH in one of the corner of ur house.

4. get yourselves a big clear cylinder and collect all of the COCKROACHES u see. seal the cylinder.

5. now get the cylinder 1/3 full of CUTE LITTLE COCKROACHES.

6. next, shake the cylinder wif all ur might and squash each and every COCKROACH till its juicy.

7. now u can open the cylinder and hav a taste of the sweet aroma.







8. put the COCKROACH PASTE in a cup and prepare for the next step.

9. now the real fun begins...lay on the bed and hav ur fren help u.

10. spread the aromatic paste on to ur face evenly. start from the forehead.




11. 2 things to remember...make sure u spread it evenly and make sure there are COCKROACH LEGS on the face!!

12. give it a thorough wash and there u hav it. CLEAN AND FRESH.

give it a try. but dont bother to tell me the results. cheers.