male and female part...

After a woman gives birth to her baby, her doctor stood solemnly at her bedside.

"I have something I must tell you about your baby."

"What's wrong?" the alarmed mother asked.

"Your baby is a hermaphrodite."

"What's that?"

"It means your baby has both male and female parts."

"Oh my God that's wonderful!" the woman exclaimed "You mean he has a penis and a brain?"