want to buy some body shampoo?

i came across this campaign on the net recently. its suppose to be a body shampoo campaign in china. people went overboard just to sell a couple bottle of shampoo. i hav to say...they sure are successful in getting all those attentions...but...i'm not sure about their sales.


















its amusing just to watch how far people are willing to go to achieve their goals...

nintendo games

hey u guys remember those old nintendo games we used to play? those were the days without PS2/gamecube around. well...its still kinda fun playing the old days game again and here's some to refresh your memories...

duck hunt


pacman


hexxagon


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tic tac toe

credit card anyone?

i got this from a fren recently.

this is extremely interesting! (^_^)

here it goes...

It's all about money for CitiBank Credit Cards when you die...... This is too funny! It takes all kinds to make the world go round. Be sure and cancel your credit cards before you die. This is easy to see happening, customer service being what it is.... My Aunt died this past January. Citibank billed her for February and March for their monthly service charge on her credit card, and then added late fees and interest on the monthly charge... the balance had been $0.00... Now it was somewhere around $60.00. I placed the following phone call to CitiBank:

Me: "I am calling to tell you that she died in January."
CitiBank: "The account was never closed and the late fees and charges still apply."
Me: "Maybe, you should turn it over to collections"
CitiBank: "Since it is 2 months past due, it already has been."
Me: "So, what will they do when they find out she is dead?"
CitiBank: "Either report her account to the frauds division, or report her to the credit bureau maybe both!"
Me: "Do you think God will be mad at her?"
CitiBank:"...excuse me...?"
Me: "Did you just get what I was telling you.... the part about her being dead?"
CitiBank: "Sir, you'll have to speak to my supervisor!"

(Supervisor gets on the phone)
Me: "I'm calling to tell you, she died in January."
CitiBank: "The account was never closed and the late fees and charges still apply."
Me: "You mean you want to collect from her estate?"
CitiBank: ".....(stammer)" ".... Are you her lawyer?"
Me: "No, I'm her great nephew." (Lawyer info given... )
CitiBank: "Could you fax us a certificate of death?"
Me: "Sure."

(Fax number is given)
(After they get the fax.)
CitiBank: "Our system just isn't setup for death"
Me: "Oh..."
CitiBank: "I don't know what more I can do to help.."
Me: "Well...if you figure it out,great! If not, you could just keep billing her...I suppose... Don't really think she will care...."
CitiBank: "Well...the late fees and charges do still apply."
Me: "Would you like her new billing address?"
CitiBank: "That might help."
Me: "Nilai Memorial Park Cemetery (North South Highway and plot number given.)
CitiBank: "Sir, that's a cemetery!"
Me: "What do you do with dead people on your planet?"

pls try again later...

A woman wanted to reach her husband on his mobile phone but discovered that she was out of credit; she instructed her son - to use his own phone to pass across an urgent message to daddy who is at site.

After junior had called, he got back to mummy to inform her that it was a lady that picked up daddy's phone the three times he tried reaching dad on the mobile.(Women!!) She waited impatiently for her husband to return from site, immediately she sighted him, she gave him a very hot slap, while the man was trying to ask why? She repeated the slap, people from neighborhood rushed around to know the cause of this.

The man asked junior to tell everybody what the lady said to him when he called, junior said "the number u are Trying To call Is not Reachable At The Moment. Pls Try Again Later".

webcam with the girl (girls?) i met yesterday...

things got a bit out of hand eventually...

pharmacy in india

well...it looks kinda cool, but i wonder how are they goin to find what they need?? it might take days to find a coughing medicine.
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its been a while...

just came back from a trip to paris. its very nice and beautiful there. will upload the pic next time for all to see.

i'm positive that i've gained some weight after the trip. who could hav resist the temptation of all the delicacies there. you should have seen the desserts in the pastry shop.

anyway, everybody should know this.
7 DON'Ts after meal:

1. Don't Smoke -
Experiment from expert prove that smoking a cigarette after meal is comparable to smoking 10 cigarette (chances of cancer higher) .

2. Don't Eat Fruit Immediately -
Immediately eat fruit after meal will cause stomach to be bloated with air. Therefore take fruit 1-2 hr after meal or 1hr before meal.

3. Don't Drink Tea -
This substance will cause the Protein content in the food we consume to be harden thus difficult to digest.

4. Don't Loosen Your Belt -
Loosen belt after meal will easily caused the intestine to be twisted & block.

5. Don't Bath -
Bathing will cause the increase of blood flow to the hands, legs & body thus the amount of blood around the stomach will therefore decrease. This will weaken the digestive system in our stomach.

6. Don't Walk About -
People always say that after meal walk a hundred step will live till 99. In actual fact this is not true. Walking will cause the digestive system unable to absorb the nutrition from the food we intake.

7. Don't Sleep Immediately -
The food we intake were unable to digest properly. Thus will lead to gastric & infection in our intestine.


DO take good care of yourself.

younha

just noticed her but immediately attracted.

here's her profile:

younha, born april 29, 1988 in seoul, korea, is a korean singer, but debuted in Japan prior to debuting in Korea. She does have several Korean songs used as OSTs in variety of shows and movies.


younha - houkiboshi (comet)
(bleach anime 3rd ending theme)


younha - touch

ENJOY !!

the missing cock

The priest in a small Irish village loved the cock and ten hens he kept in the hen house behind the church. But one Saturday night the cock went missing! The priest knew that cock fights happened in the village so he started to question his parishioners in church the next morning.

During Mass, he asked the congregation, “Has anybody got a cock?”

All the men stood up.

“No, no,” he said, “that wasn’t what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock?”

All the women stood up.

“No, no,” he said, “that wasn’t what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock that doesn’t belong to them?”

Half the women stood up.

“No, no,” he said, “that wasn’t what I meant. Has anybody seen MY cock?”

All the nuns, three altar boys, two priests and a goat stood up.

what a materialistic world!!

An eighteen-year-old girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant. Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, “Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!”

The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house; a mature and distinguished man with grey hair, impeccably dressed in a very expensive suit, steps out of the car and enters the house.

He sits in the living room with the father, the mother and the girl, and tells them, “Good morning. Your daughter has informed me of the problem. However, I can’t marry her because of my personal family situation, but I’ll take charge. If a girl is born, I will bequeath her two retail stores, a townhouse, a beach villa and a $1,000,000 bank account. If a boy is born, my legacy wil be a couple of factories and a $2,000,000 bank account. If it is twins, a factory and $1,000,000 each. However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?”

At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man’s shoulder and tells him, “Then you try again.”