blog de ahpoh: March 2007

Saturday, March 31, 2007

natural face mask

let me show u how to hav ur own face mask at home. just like what the professionals always had...

its called "The Big 'C' Face Mask" (as in Cockroach)

people just like to try new things. and this is one u can try at home.

1. you will need a bowl of rotten food.

2. put the bowl in a corner and it will work like a charm.

3. the next thing u know, u got a whole bunch of COCKROACH in one of the corner of ur house.

4. get yourselves a big clear cylinder and collect all of the COCKROACHES u see. seal the cylinder.

5. now get the cylinder 1/3 full of CUTE LITTLE COCKROACHES.

6. next, shake the cylinder wif all ur might and squash each and every COCKROACH till its juicy.

7. now u can open the cylinder and hav a taste of the sweet aroma.

8. put the COCKROACH PASTE in a cup and prepare for the next step.

9. now the real fun begins...lay on the bed and hav ur fren help u.

10. spread the aromatic paste on to ur face evenly. start from the forehead.

11. 2 things to remember...make sure u spread it evenly and make sure there are COCKROACH LEGS on the face!!

12. give it a thorough wash and there u hav it. CLEAN AND FRESH.

give it a try. but dont bother to tell me the results. cheers.

healthy diet - make you strong!!

here is a new recipe for your body building diet. the one and only FROG JUICEEEE!!

its not everyday you get to see this.

let me guide you through the process...

1. look for the signs...muscles and FROGS...
2. to make your own FROG JUICE, you will need a pool of FROGS for ur everyday supply
3. then pick one of the cutest FROG from the pool...
4. this part is a bit tricky, u will hav to peel the skin off. u wont want any FROG skin in ur stomach, do u?
5. next, in the blender they go...now u hav FROG in a blender. press the button...dont stop till its nice and smooth.
6. once its done in the blender, pour in some of the FROG essence (dont ask me what it is!)
7. and there u go...ur very own FROG JUICE is all done. ready to serves.
8. it can be serves hot or cold. or mayb add some to your coffee...FROG COFFEE!!

remember...a cup of FROG JUICE a day makes u strong and healthy!!

enjoy.