male and female part...

After a woman gives birth to her baby, her doctor stood solemnly at her bedside.

"I have something I must tell you about your baby."

"What's wrong?" the alarmed mother asked.

"Your baby is a hermaphrodite."

"What's that?"

"It means your baby has both male and female parts."

"Oh my God that's wonderful!" the woman exclaimed "You mean he has a penis and a brain?"

virtual nightclub

"Start-up company Doppelganger has launched a virtual nightclub called The Lounge. Designed with teens in mind, club-goers choose computer generated characters as online alter egos. They pick hair color, clothes and even posture. In this picture, avatar characters representing members of the British all-girl band the Pussycat Dolls hang out in the nightclub's VIP room." [link]

but what is The Lounge?

• The Lounge is a 3D Virtual World.
  
• You need a reasonably quick PC running with a video card running Windows XP. All newer desktops are fine. Some older laptops will have problems.
  
• The Lounge is a place where you can hang out and chat, just like an IM client -- only better because you can listen to music, dance, hot tub, etc. with your friends while you chat. You can chat within The Lounge or use the Lounge to communicate with your AIM buddies.
  
• You use the arrow keys to move around and just type to chat.
  
• The Lounge is currently in Beta -- which means it's not done yet. We're adding stuff to it all the time.
  
• Most importantly, The Lounge is a place to have fun!
  
• For more info, check out theUser Guide which is posted on theMain Website.

wan to be on TV?

nowadays ppl hav the chance to be on TV. all you hav to do is to SING??!!

enjoy... 'along'



kami...along...along bukit beruntung...

application form

APPLICATION FOR PERMISSION TO DATE MY DAUGHTER

NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial statement, school history, job history, ancestral lineage, photo ID, DMV printout, a current medical report and drug test results from your doctor, and three references .

A processing fee of $100.00 (cash only) must also be included.

NAME ___________________________________
DAYTIME PHONE NUMBER ___________________
HOME ADDRESS ___________________________
CITY/STATE ___________________
ZIP ________
DATE OF BIRTH ___________ HEIGHT/WEIGHT ______
HAIR COLOR & LENGTH ___________
SOCIAL SECURITY # ____________________
DRIVERS LICENSE ___________________________
IQ _________ GPA ___________
BOY SCOUT RANK AND BADGES _______________________
Do you have ONE male and ONE female parent? Yes _____ No _____
If NO, please explain
________________________________________________
Number of years they have been married: _____
If less than your age, explain
________________________________________________

Do you own or have access to:
a van? Yes _____ No _____
a truck or car with oversized tires? Yes _____ No _____
a waterbed? Yes _____ No _____
a pickup with a mattress in the back? Yes _____ No _____
a condom? Yes _____ No _____
pornography? Yes _____ No _____
Do you have an earring, nose ring, belly button ring, or tattoo? Yes _____ No _____
If you answered YES to any of the above questions, DISCONTINUE application and leave the premises.

In 50 words or less, what does LATE mean to you?
____________________________________________
In 50 words or less, what does DON'T TOUCH MY DAUGHTER, mean to you? ____________________________________________
In 50 words! or less, what does ABSTINENCE mean to you? ____________________________________________
Church you attend _____________________________
How often? ___________________________
What was the reason your last girlfriend dumped you?
____________________________________________

When would be the best time to interview your:
Father ___:___ am pm
Mother ___:___ am pm
Priest ___:___ am pm
Previous Girlfriend ___:___ am pm
Parole Officer ___:___ am pm

Answer the following by filling in the blank. Please answer freely, all answers are confidential.
A: If I were shot, the last place I would want shot would be:
_____________________________________
B: If I were beaten, the last bone I would want broken is my:
_____________________________________
C: A woman's place is in the:
_____________________________________
D: The one thing I hope this application does not ask me about is:
_____________________________________
E: When I meet a girl, the first thing I notice is her:
_____________________________________
NOTE: If answer E begins with T or A, discontinue. Leaving premises while keeping your head low and running in a serpentine fashion is strongly advised.
F: What is the current going rate of a hotel room?
_____________________________________
G: The drug store sells condoms in packages of (circle one):
(a): 3
(b): 6
(c): 9
(d): 12
(e): I don't know because I buy them in bulk quantities from the manufacturer.
H: The last girl that I dated had a bra that used:
(a): 1 hook
(b): 2 hooks
(c): 3 hooks
(d): a snap in the front and was easy to remove.
I: What do you want to do IF you grow up?
______________________________


I SWEAR THAT ALL INFORMATION SUPPLIED ABOVE IS TRUE AND CORRECT TO THE BEST OF MY KNOWLEDGE UNDER PENALTY OF DEATH, DISMEMBERMENT, NATIVE AMERICAN ANT TORTURE, CHINESE WATER TORTURE ,CRUCIFIXION, CASTRATION, ELECTROCUTION, RED HOT POKERS, AND HILLARY CLINTON KISS TORTURE.



____________________________
Signature (that means sign your name, moron)

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Thank you for your interest in my daughter.

Please allow four to six years for processing. Please do not try to call or write (since you probably can't, and it would cause you injury) while waiting for processing.

If your application is approved, you will be contacted in writing. We will then schedule a pre-date meeting with my daughter, myself, and the armed, off-duty police officers who will tail you during the date. On the evening of the date, please arrive at least 30 minutes early so that your auto may be searched and a final urine sample taken.

If your application is rejected, you will be notified by two gentleman wearing black shirts and white ties carrying violin cases (you might want to watch your back).

All decisions are final but you may reapply in 50 years.


----------- DO NOT MARK BELOW THIS LINE - OFFICIAL USE ONLY --------------

Final judgment & disposition:
Approved _____
Rejected ______
Kill Him ______

happy birthda...a...

ah kua

definition:
ah kua - a transvestite, or more recently, with sex-change surgery becoming technologically feasible, also a transsexual. used in the past to refer to male cross-dressers who perform in Chinese operas or 'wayangs' as they are locally called.

in malay we called them mak yah. you can find lots of transexual person in thailand. i mean you can't even distinguish a real woman from a transexual in thailand. tat's how serious it is. but this is of coz given tat they never start talking. they even got ah kua competition in thailand and i got to say...those ah kua taking parts are chun-er than then average girls we saw everyday. tat is a fact.

i cant imagine how a transexual youth can cope with the outside world since transsexualism is still not widely accepted in many countries. tat really need lots of courage and i salute them for this. according to some research, the transsexual condition becomes apparent at some time in childhood, sometimes even in very early childhood. (note: i nv experience this la...nia seng!) most of the time, kids like them will try to hide being different as soon as they experience rejection resulting from their differences.

but even so, things may get complicated when i comes to telling the parents. they may feel they need to 'remain in the closet' until they feel that the time is appropriate to reveal to their parents their gender identity. understandably so, as parents have a great deal of influence in their children's lives, some parents can react negatively towards such news. some kids may b luckier than the others as some parents can be very supportive, initially, or after such news has been broken to them.

anyway, wat i wanted to say was to tell all the petpet out there to nv look down on ppl with gender identity disorder. give ppl some respect.

but still...

very creative!!

this is some very creative drawing. it need skills and i can lots of effort being put in it.

[link]

who is who??!

Lee Sum Wan : Hello can I speak to Annie Wan?

Mr. Sori : Yes u could speak to me.

Lee Sum Wan : No! I want to speak to Annie Wan!

Mr. Sori : You are now talking to someone! Who is this?

Lee Sum Wan : I'm Sum Wan. And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It's urgent!

Mr. Sori : I know u are someone and u want to talk to anyone! But what's this urgent matter about?

Lee Sum Wan : Well just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother was involved in an accident. Noe Wan got injured and now Noe wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now Avery Wan is going to the hospital.

Mr. Sori : Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital from the accident that isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!!!
Lee Sum Wan : You are rude. Who are you?

Mr. Sori : I'm Sori.

Lee Sum Wan : You should be sorry. Now give me your name!

Mr. Sori : I'm Sori!!

Lee Sum Wan : I don't like your tone of voice Mr. and I don't care, give me your name!

Mr. Sori : Look lady, I told you already I'm Sori! I'm Sori!! I'm SORI!!! You didn't even give me your name!

Lee Sum Wan : I told u before I'm Sum Wan! Sum Wan!!! You better be careful my father is Sum Buddy. And my uncle holds a very big position in the company. He is Noe Buddy!

~~~::: Women Safety :::~~~

i love woman but i love women even more. therefore, pls be safe. lol

TIPS FROM USA POLICE This is a good reminder for all of the women out there.

1. The elbow is the strongest point on your body. If you are close enough to use it, pls do!

2. If a robber asks for your wallet and/or purse, DO NOT HAND IT TO HIM.Toss it away from you....chances are that he is more interested in your Wallet or purse than you and he will go for the wallet or purse. RUN LIKE MAD IN THE OTHER DIRECTION!

3. If you are ever thrown into the trunk of a car: Kick out the back tail lights and stick your arm out the hole and start waving like crazy. The driver won't see you but everybody else will. This has saved lives.

4. Women have a tendency to get into their car after shopping,eating,working,etc., and just sit (doing their check book, or making a list, etc.) DON'T DO THIS! The predator will be watching you, and this is the perfect opportunity for him to get in on the passenger side, put a gun to your head, and tell you where to go.

5. ALWAYS take the elevator instead of the stairs. (Stairwells arehorrible places to be alone and the perfect crime spot).

6. If the predator has a gun and you are not under his control,ALWAYSRUN! The predator will only hit you (a running target) 4 in 100 times; And even then, it most likely WILL NOT be a vital organ, RUN!

7. Women are always trying to be sympathetic: STOP IT! It may get you raped, or killed. Ted Bundy, the serial killer, was a good-looking,well educated man, who ALWAYS played on the sympathies of unsuspecting women? He walked with a cane, or a limp, and often asked"for help" into his vehicle or with his vehicle, which is when he abducted his next victim.

read carefully. It may save your life.

nice doggie

dogs are man's best fren. its already know to everybody. but in china, dogs are man's best food?! i couldn't imagine having a piece of dog meat in my mouth. well...i'm not against it or anything, just tat even the phrase "eating dog" sounds weird. lol. mayb i ought to try it someday and might turn out to taste just like chicken.

found this on the net...not only they hav 'dog bak kut teh' in china, they also have PRESERVED DOG for sale. at a regular stall selling preserved meat, you can see the PRESERVED DOG hanging together with other meat. it looks as though the normal dog are rid of their fur and compressed till they are flat. get the picture? still can't imagine then just see it for urself.

how much is your road tax?

RM 16,959.50 for a road tax is just too much. wat do u say? its scary when you think of it having to pay every year. moreover you could buy a perodua kelisa every 2 years with those money.
















but if u can own car like this it shouldn't be a problem with tat much of tax. rite? man...one day i will be able to drive a car like those.

good manners

During class, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asks the students, one by one.

"Michael, if you were on a date, having supper with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?" she asked.

"Just a minute, I have to go piss."

The teacher replied "That would be rude and impolite!"
"What about you John, how would you say it?"

"I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom, I'll be right back."

The teacher responded, "That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the table."
"And you Peter, are you able to use your intelligence for once and show us your good manners?"

"I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment, I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll get to meet after supper."

The teacher fainted.............