Tuesday, November 28, 2006

so practically its safe and free...try it !!

A couple went to a sex therapists office at ABCHospital .
The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?"
The man said, "Will you watch us having sex, for yourexpert analysis?"
The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed.
When the couple finished, the doctor said, "There'snothing wrong with theway you have intercourse". And charged them RM60.

This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would make an Appointment, have intercourse with no problems, pay the doctor and then leave.
Finally the doctor asked, "Just exactly what are youtrying to find out?"

The man said, "We're not trying to find out anything. She's married and we can't go to her house. I'mmarried and we can't go tomy house. Shangri-la Putrajaya charges RM250, Mandarin Orientalcharges RM280,Le Meridian charges RM230. We do it here for RM60, andI get that back from"Medical Claim"!"

Saturday, November 25, 2006

what happens to the RM1 coins withdrawn?

remember the old news? RM1 Coins are withdrawn from circulation.

Bank Negara Malaysia announces that effective from 7 December 2005, the RM1 coin will cease to be legal tender and will be withdrawn from circulation.

have you ever wonder what happen to them (the coins la...)??

woman of the past and future








Thursday, November 23, 2006

stupid internet provider

my appologies to all for i have not update my blog for ages. it is due to the internet providers in my area who fails to provide me internet. and they still call themselves internet providers. they are full of BULLSHIT!!!

its been almost 3 month since i move to my new house. me and my housemates decided to apply for Bulldog Broadband as it promise 'superfast home broadband and great value phone services'. from what i experienced, its just full of crap. according to them, switching is easy, takes only a few steps, and they take care of everything for me. it took more than 2 month to transfer my line to bulldog and its still not done. FARK lah!! the thing i hate most is that they even claim they have good services. their CUSTOMER SERVICE is a pile of SHIT!! emailing my problem and asking for solution is useless. you can never get any reply from them by email. great service my ass!! therefore we have to resolve to calling in to the customer service. let see...if its not waiting for at least 10 minutes bofore we can even speak to somebody then its not even a PERSON there to answer the FREAKING phone!!

when i finally get to actually to a REAL person and not a answering machine, they simply ask me to keep checking the application status online and it will be ready in no time. no reason for the delays has been given to me when i question them. dem CIPEK!!! this go on and on for 2 and a half month since our application is being processed. maybe after all this while of phone harassing them, they finally got irritated and can no longer tahan us, they agree to refund all our deposit. tats the end of Bull(shit)dog is my life and i'm left with no internet connection for nearly 3 month. just got one thing to say to them...FARK YOU!!!

this kesian little kelantan boy will then have to use internet only in the library...sien!!

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