heart warming tale

This is a short story about the bond formed between a little girl and a group of building workers. It's allegedly true and makes you want to believe in the goodness of people and that there is hope for the human race.

A young family moved into a house next door to an empty plot. One day Joe, Steve and a gang of building workers turned up to start building a house.

The young family's 5-year-old daughter naturally took an interest in all the activity going on next door and started talking with the workers.

She hung around and eventually the builders, all with hearts of gold, more or less adopted the little girl as a sort of project mascot. They chatted with her, let her sit with them while they had tea and lunch breaks, and gave her little jobs to do here and there to make her feel important.

They even gave her very own hard hat and gloves.

At the end of the first week they presented her with a pay envelope containing two pounds in 10p coins. The little girl took her 'pay' home to her mother who suggested that they take the money she had received to the bank the next day to start a savings account.

When they got to the bank the cashier was tickled pink listening to > the little girl telling her about her 'work' on the building site and the fact she had a 'pay packet'.

"You must have worked very hard to earn all this", said the bank cashier.

The little girl proudly replied, "I worked all last week with the men building a big house."

"My goodness gracious," said the cashier, "Will you be working on the house again this week, as well?" The little girl thought for a moment and said...

"I think so. Provided those w*nkers at Jewsons deliver the f*cking bricks."

somethin to do if u hav a bad day in the office

think u hav a bad day? think again. this guy in a Russian office is definitely having a very bad day to react like that.

the video below is taken by a guy in that office using his cellphone



try do that in your office.

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if animals were movie star...cont....

gladigator vs gladiator. russell crowe will be fighting russell croc.

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if animals were movie star...cont...

the return of the king. the lion will rule middle earth this time.



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if animals were movie star...

daisy took over cameron diaz.





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if animals were movie star...

the mootrix vs the matrix. Keanu Reeves is no longer a star.
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screamin' beans

this is a game showing you what you can do with a can of baked beans.

Poke them of course!

click here to play

funny quotes of the day

quote 1

if you are a vegetarian just to be nice to animals, why are you eating their food?

quote 2

i always arrive late at the office, but i make up for it by leaving early.

quote 3

if you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was any smarter.

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nun have sexy legs as well...

hey what are you guys looking at?

star wars in hokkien

boomp3.com
(click to play)
very funny!!

ricky martin is here...

(click to enlarge pic)

dead deer talking prank

a fake deer is tied to the hood of a car and it talks to people who walk by. really funny clip.

funny ninja game

try to balance da little ninja on da ball. i think its possible to get perfect score.
try it HERE.

naughty classroom game

a naughty little classroom game. what's ur score?
click HERE to play.

a wish from a not so innocent 5 year old girl

i wish when i grow up...

would you dare to wear like this?

cloth is expensive nowadays...so the lesser the better...rite?

guys...stop staring at her breast!!

where are you staring guys...

the 11th husband....

A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband to "Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin".

"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times.?"

"Well, husband # 1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be."

"Husband # 2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was suppose to function; but he said he'd look into it and get back with me."

"Husband # 3 was from Field Services; he said that everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up."

"Husband # 4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver."

"Husband # 5 was an Engineer, he understood the basic process but he wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state of the-art method."

"Husband #6 was from Administration; he thought he knew how but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not."

"Husband # 7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it."

"Husband # 8 was a Psychiatrist; all he did was talk about it."

"Husband # 9 was a Gynecologist; all he did was look at it."

"Husband # 10 was a Stamp Collector; all he ever did was........ God I miss him."

" But now that I've married you, I'm so excited". "Wonderful", said the husband, "but why?"

"You're with the "GOVERNMENT"... This time I KNOW I'M gonna get SCREWED."

flu shot by doctor's recommendation

please do not forget your flu shot!!!!

the first half of this makes sense, but I like the second half better.

there are 2 ways to get rid of the ridiculous flu.

the 1st one is a healthy way of life.

• eat right! make sure you get your daily dose of fruits and veggies.
• take your vitamins and bump up your vitamin C.
• get plenty of exercise because exercise helps build your immune system.
• walk for at least an hour a day, go for a swim, take the stairs instead of the elevator, etc.
• wash your hands often. if you can't wash them, keep a bottle of antibacterial stuff around.
• get lots of fresh air. open doors & windows whenever possible.
• try to eliminate as much stress from your life as you can.
• get plenty of rest.

OR...

Take the doctor's approach!
Think about it... When you go for a shot, what do they do first?
They Clean your arm with alcohol...
Why? Because Alcohol KILLS GERMS.
So.......

• i walk to the liquor store... (exercise)
• i put lime in my Corona... (fruit)
• cherry in my Bloody Mary... (veggies)
• drink outdoors on the bar patio... (fresh air)
• tell jokes, laugh...(eliminate stress)
• then pass out... (rest)

the way I see it...

if you keep your alcohol levels up, flu germs can't get you!

my mother always said,
"A shot in the glass is better than one in the ass!"

time changes everything!

An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tight so that it would not blow away in the wind.

A gentleman approached her and said,
"Pardon me, madam. I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"

"Yes, I know," said the lady.
"I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."

"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any panties and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.

The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied,
"Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!"