new game on town...plastic frying pans

plastic frying pans for rubber eggs. The all-inclusive egg toss game has a pair of black-plastic 8" dia omelet pans and a life-size slimy naked egg with a yolk inside for playing catch. The harder you throw the egg, the more satisfyingly gloopy it becomes when it smacks into the pan and sticks there. Nice splaaaaap! sound too. Especially when it's peeled off and thrown back. Plenty of backyard potential, or the ultimate sous chefs' choice for relaxing in the kitchen after the lunch rush.
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gotta get one of those and have a game in the kitchen. lol

david beckham is quiting real madrid for LA

MADRID (Reuters) - Former England captain David Beckham will leave Real Madrid at the end of the season and sign a five-year deal for MLS side Los Angeles Galaxy, he told Reuters on Thursday.

"This week Real Madrid asked me to make a decision regarding my future and the offer to extend my contract for a further two seasons," said Beckham.

"After discussing several options with my family and my advisors to either stay here in Madrid or join other major British and European teams I have decided to join LA Galaxy and play in the MLS from August this year.

"I would like to thank supporters and the people of Madrid who have made my family and I so welcome in my time here making this an extremely difficult decision to make.

"I have enjoyed my time here enormously and I am extremely grateful to the club for giving me an opportunity to play for such a great team and their amazing fans."

Real Madrid confirmed that Beckham would not renew his contract with the club.

His deal is reported to be one of the biggest in global sport with Beckham set to earn more than $250 million (128 million pounds) over the duration of his contract.

Having been first choice in the Real Madrid starting lineup since he moved to Spain, Beckham lost his place following the arrival of Italian coach Fabio Capello.

He has only started five of Real's 16 league games this season and was known to be frustrated with his lack of opportunities in the first team.

The former Manchester United player said he was now inspired by the challenge of cracking the American soccer market.

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handwritten Beatles lyrics to be auctioned off in U.S.

PHOENIX (AP): The original, handwritten lyrics of The Beatles' melancholy rock song "While My Guitar Gently Weeps'' are going on the auction block Monday.

The lyrics, written by George Harrison on a single white sheet of paper in barely legible chicken scratch, are expected to fetch between $500,000 and $800,000 (euro384,970 and euro615,950) at the Barrett-Jackson Rock on the Block Memorabilia Auction in suburban Scottsdale, Arizona.

Britain-based entertainment auction house Cooper Owen, which is partnering with Scottsdale-based auctioneer Barrett-Jackson, is auctioning off the lyrics for a private collector and calls the sheet of paper "the most significant Beatles' lyric manuscript known to exist.''

"It's just a really significant and rare piece of memorabilia,'' said Neil Roberts, auction manager at Cooper Owen. "It shows the work in progress, the message, and the thoughts behind one of the band members.'' "While My Guitar Gently Weeps'' came out in 1968 on The White Album.

The lyrics, which are said to reveal the strains within the band at the time, include lines like, "I don't know how someone controlled you,'' and "They bought and sold you.''

But the sheet of paper up for bid also includes some lyrics that did not make it into the song that was on The White Album, including, "I look from the wings at the play you are staging,'' and "As I'm sitting here doing nothing but aging, still my guitar gently weeps.''

"These lyrics actually show the work in progress,'' Roberts said. "It shows how he (Harrison) changed certain lines. It shows it on the day he wrote that song and played it with his fellow Beatles.''

Also on the paper is a line at the bottom of the page that Harrison wrote in apparent frustration over the troubled atmosphere in the recording studio. It reads, "The band leader said he ain't playin' no more.'' Roberts said that line is most revealing. "It shows his feelings for how the band was going and almost the breakdown of communication,'' he said. "He kind of realized it was coming to end.''

Also up for bid at the Barrett-Jackson auction are dozens of celebrity items, including a pair of gloves Madonna wore during a concert, a book report written by Britney Spears, Cat Stevens' arrest card and Ella Fitzgerald's old credit card.
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Lyrics: "While My Guitar Gently Weeps''

I look at you all see the love there that's sleeping
While my guitar gently weeps
I look at the floor and I see it need sweeping
Still my guitar gently weeps

I don't know why nobody told you
how to unfold you love
I don't know how someone controlled you
they bought and sold you

I look at the world and I notice it's turning
While my guitar gently weeps
With every mistake we must surely be learning
Still my guitar gently weeps

I don't know how you were diverted
you were perverted too
I don't know how you were inverted
no one alerted you

I look at you all see the love there that's sleeping
While my guitar gently weeps
I look at you all
Still my guitar gently weeps

Oh, oh, oh
oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
oh oh, oh oh, oh oh
Yeah yeah yeah yeah
yeah yeah yeah yeah

Cisco sues Apple over use of iPhone name

SAN FRANCISCO (AP): Cisco Systems Inc. said Wednesday it is suing Apple Inc. in federal court over Apple's use of Cisco's registered iPhone trademark for its new handheld device.

Cisco has owned the trademark on the name "iPhone'' since 2000, when it acquired InfoGear Technology Corp., which originally registered the name.

And three weeks ago, Cisco's Linksys division put the trademark to use, releasing an Internet-enabled phone called "iPhone'' that uses the increasingly popular Voice over Internet Protocol, or VoIP.

On Tuesday, Apple unveiled the iPhone, its "game-changing'' touch-screen-controlled cell phone device that plays music, surfs the Web and delivers voicemail and e-mail.

"Cisco entered into negotiations with Apple in good faith after Apple repeatedly asked permission to use Cisco's iPhone name,'' said Mark Chandler, Cisco senior vice president and general counsel, in a statement. "There is no doubt that Apple's new phone is very exciting, but they should not be using our trademark without our permission.''

Cisco is seeking injunctive relief to prevent Apple from copying Cisco's iPhone trademark.

"Today's iPhone is not tomorrow's iPhone. The potential for convergence of the home phone, cell phone, work phone and PC is limitless, which is why it is so important for us to protect our brand,'' Chandler added.

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new idea for air asia x

since air asia had decided to buy new planes for their business, i might suggest one theme for a few of their planes. this might boost their business for the nex few years.

i come across this airline while surfing the net. they are promoting hello kitty as the theme on the flight.

first is to get a hello kitty mascot onboard the flight.

dont forget to design the boarding pass for each class of flight.

this design will kill all the hello kitty fans

next is something for the guys...put in a whole crew of cute air stewardess. this will sure spice things up!!

another important part not to be miss...the food menu.

and also the food itself.

i'm sure the flight tickets will sell like hot cakes!! but i wonder how long will they last?

cheap flight back to malaysia!!!

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good news to fellow malaysian students in the UK. it doesn't matter you are studying or even working this will still somehow benefits you. read with cautious.

AIR ASIA X is coming...

come on...loose the tention!! its just good news. imagine the flight from london back to malaysia is only RM9.99!! now everybody can go back on every holidays they have got. this sure is a bloody good deal for us poor students.

Although no in-flight entertainment or food will be provided, i'm sure nobody will mind. just pack up a book or two for your very own in-flight entertainment or as usual just sleep your way through. its just RM9.99 for gods sake!! additionally, pack a bag of junk food plus a few sandwich will be enough to help u survive the long journey. cant wait till its operational!!!

By EILEEN NG 01.05.07, 4:15 AM ET

Malaysian aviation tycoon Tony Fernandes on Friday launched a new long-haul budget airline named AirAsia X, which will start flying to destinations in China and Britain in July.

"Ultimately the launch of AirAsia X will bring independence to the long haul low cost traveler by providing a choice of service for their long-haul travel requirement."Fernandes said at the launching ceremony.

Average ticket prices will be about half the price of full service airlines, he said.

Online sale of tickets will begin next month for initial service to Tianjin and Hangzhou in China, and to either Manchester or London in the United Kingdom. If AirAsia X ends up flying to London, it will operate from Stansted airport, said Fernandes, who is the majority owner of FAX with a 50 percent stake.

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a comic a day...

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torchlight nightmare...

i came across this news recently...

One morning a few months ago in broad daylight, a girl was getting into her car when a few men approached her with what looked like a torchlight. Quite harmless looking. They pressed the "torchlight" into her back and immediately she went limp and very pale. So she wouldn't be able to fight back, they slashed her thigh with a parang and sped away in her car.

There were many people around and they quickly took her to the nearest clinic. There were two doctors at that time and they managed to stitch up her wound but the girl remained pulse-less and still pale as paper. No pulse, no BP (blood pressure). Just like dead. The doctors were confused as to how one wound on the thigh made the girl almost like dead? They managed to revive her and save her life.

After some checking around, the doctors found out what actually happened was that the girl was made unconscious not by a torchlight but actually a high voltage weapon. I forgot how many watts she mentioned. 1000!? Anyway, it was high enough to kill a person by electrocution.

It seems that this weapon is from China . It's not rampant yet in Malaysia , but with this thing, a person can rob, rape, kill, kidnap, and practically do anything to you. My doctor said that if the girl weren't taken to the clinic immediately she would have died because there was no pulse on her. So please just beware of your surroundings, if anybody is lurking around with a torchlight-thingy and approaches you, just scream or run away. Better to be embarrassed than ZAPPED and fried, right?

quote of the day

the happiest people in the world are not those who have no problems, but those who learn to live with things that are less than perfect...

so practically its safe and free...try it !!

A couple went to a sex therapists office at ABCHospital .
The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?"
The man said, "Will you watch us having sex, for yourexpert analysis?"
The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed.
When the couple finished, the doctor said, "There'snothing wrong with theway you have intercourse". And charged them RM60.

This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would make an Appointment, have intercourse with no problems, pay the doctor and then leave.
Finally the doctor asked, "Just exactly what are youtrying to find out?"

The man said, "We're not trying to find out anything. She's married and we can't go to her house. I'mmarried and we can't go tomy house. Shangri-la Putrajaya charges RM250, Mandarin Orientalcharges RM280,Le Meridian charges RM230. We do it here for RM60, andI get that back from"Medical Claim"!"

what happens to the RM1 coins withdrawn?

remember the old news? RM1 Coins are withdrawn from circulation.

Bank Negara Malaysia announces that effective from 7 December 2005, the RM1 coin will cease to be legal tender and will be withdrawn from circulation.

have you ever wonder what happen to them (the coins la...)??

woman of the past and future

stupid internet provider

my appologies to all for i have not update my blog for ages. it is due to the internet providers in my area who fails to provide me internet. and they still call themselves internet providers. they are full of BULLSHIT!!!

its been almost 3 month since i move to my new house. me and my housemates decided to apply for Bulldog Broadband as it promise 'superfast home broadband and great value phone services'. from what i experienced, its just full of crap. according to them, switching is easy, takes only a few steps, and they take care of everything for me. it took more than 2 month to transfer my line to bulldog and its still not done. FARK lah!! the thing i hate most is that they even claim they have good services. their CUSTOMER SERVICE is a pile of SHIT!! emailing my problem and asking for solution is useless. you can never get any reply from them by email. great service my ass!! therefore we have to resolve to calling in to the customer service. let see...if its not waiting for at least 10 minutes bofore we can even speak to somebody then its not even a PERSON there to answer the FREAKING phone!!

when i finally get to actually to a REAL person and not a answering machine, they simply ask me to keep checking the application status online and it will be ready in no time. no reason for the delays has been given to me when i question them. dem CIPEK!!! this go on and on for 2 and a half month since our application is being processed. maybe after all this while of phone harassing them, they finally got irritated and can no longer tahan us, they agree to refund all our deposit. tats the end of Bull(shit)dog is my life and i'm left with no internet connection for nearly 3 month. just got one thing to say to them...FARK YOU!!!

this kesian little kelantan boy will then have to use internet only in the library...sien!!

male and female part...

After a woman gives birth to her baby, her doctor stood solemnly at her bedside.

"I have something I must tell you about your baby."

"What's wrong?" the alarmed mother asked.

"Your baby is a hermaphrodite."

"What's that?"

"It means your baby has both male and female parts."

"Oh my God that's wonderful!" the woman exclaimed "You mean he has a penis and a brain?"

virtual nightclub

"Start-up company Doppelganger has launched a virtual nightclub called The Lounge. Designed with teens in mind, club-goers choose computer generated characters as online alter egos. They pick hair color, clothes and even posture. In this picture, avatar characters representing members of the British all-girl band the Pussycat Dolls hang out in the nightclub's VIP room." [link]

but what is The Lounge?

• The Lounge is a 3D Virtual World.
  
• You need a reasonably quick PC running with a video card running Windows XP. All newer desktops are fine. Some older laptops will have problems.
  
• The Lounge is a place where you can hang out and chat, just like an IM client -- only better because you can listen to music, dance, hot tub, etc. with your friends while you chat. You can chat within The Lounge or use the Lounge to communicate with your AIM buddies.
  
• You use the arrow keys to move around and just type to chat.
  
• The Lounge is currently in Beta -- which means it's not done yet. We're adding stuff to it all the time.
  
• Most importantly, The Lounge is a place to have fun!
  
• For more info, check out theUser Guide which is posted on theMain Website.

wan to be on TV?

nowadays ppl hav the chance to be on TV. all you hav to do is to SING??!!

enjoy... 'along'



kami...along...along bukit beruntung...

application form

APPLICATION FOR PERMISSION TO DATE MY DAUGHTER

NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial statement, school history, job history, ancestral lineage, photo ID, DMV printout, a current medical report and drug test results from your doctor, and three references .

A processing fee of $100.00 (cash only) must also be included.

NAME ___________________________________
DAYTIME PHONE NUMBER ___________________
HOME ADDRESS ___________________________
CITY/STATE ___________________
ZIP ________
DATE OF BIRTH ___________ HEIGHT/WEIGHT ______
HAIR COLOR & LENGTH ___________
SOCIAL SECURITY # ____________________
DRIVERS LICENSE ___________________________
IQ _________ GPA ___________
BOY SCOUT RANK AND BADGES _______________________
Do you have ONE male and ONE female parent? Yes _____ No _____
If NO, please explain
________________________________________________
Number of years they have been married: _____
If less than your age, explain
________________________________________________

Do you own or have access to:
a van? Yes _____ No _____
a truck or car with oversized tires? Yes _____ No _____
a waterbed? Yes _____ No _____
a pickup with a mattress in the back? Yes _____ No _____
a condom? Yes _____ No _____
pornography? Yes _____ No _____
Do you have an earring, nose ring, belly button ring, or tattoo? Yes _____ No _____
If you answered YES to any of the above questions, DISCONTINUE application and leave the premises.

In 50 words or less, what does LATE mean to you?
____________________________________________
In 50 words or less, what does DON'T TOUCH MY DAUGHTER, mean to you? ____________________________________________
In 50 words! or less, what does ABSTINENCE mean to you? ____________________________________________
Church you attend _____________________________
How often? ___________________________
What was the reason your last girlfriend dumped you?
____________________________________________

When would be the best time to interview your:
Father ___:___ am pm
Mother ___:___ am pm
Priest ___:___ am pm
Previous Girlfriend ___:___ am pm
Parole Officer ___:___ am pm

Answer the following by filling in the blank. Please answer freely, all answers are confidential.
A: If I were shot, the last place I would want shot would be:
_____________________________________
B: If I were beaten, the last bone I would want broken is my:
_____________________________________
C: A woman's place is in the:
_____________________________________
D: The one thing I hope this application does not ask me about is:
_____________________________________
E: When I meet a girl, the first thing I notice is her:
_____________________________________
NOTE: If answer E begins with T or A, discontinue. Leaving premises while keeping your head low and running in a serpentine fashion is strongly advised.
F: What is the current going rate of a hotel room?
_____________________________________
G: The drug store sells condoms in packages of (circle one):
(a): 3
(b): 6
(c): 9
(d): 12
(e): I don't know because I buy them in bulk quantities from the manufacturer.
H: The last girl that I dated had a bra that used:
(a): 1 hook
(b): 2 hooks
(c): 3 hooks
(d): a snap in the front and was easy to remove.
I: What do you want to do IF you grow up?
______________________________


I SWEAR THAT ALL INFORMATION SUPPLIED ABOVE IS TRUE AND CORRECT TO THE BEST OF MY KNOWLEDGE UNDER PENALTY OF DEATH, DISMEMBERMENT, NATIVE AMERICAN ANT TORTURE, CHINESE WATER TORTURE ,CRUCIFIXION, CASTRATION, ELECTROCUTION, RED HOT POKERS, AND HILLARY CLINTON KISS TORTURE.



____________________________
Signature (that means sign your name, moron)

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Thank you for your interest in my daughter.

Please allow four to six years for processing. Please do not try to call or write (since you probably can't, and it would cause you injury) while waiting for processing.

If your application is approved, you will be contacted in writing. We will then schedule a pre-date meeting with my daughter, myself, and the armed, off-duty police officers who will tail you during the date. On the evening of the date, please arrive at least 30 minutes early so that your auto may be searched and a final urine sample taken.

If your application is rejected, you will be notified by two gentleman wearing black shirts and white ties carrying violin cases (you might want to watch your back).

All decisions are final but you may reapply in 50 years.


----------- DO NOT MARK BELOW THIS LINE - OFFICIAL USE ONLY --------------

Final judgment & disposition:
Approved _____
Rejected ______
Kill Him ______

happy birthda...a...

ah kua

definition:
ah kua - a transvestite, or more recently, with sex-change surgery becoming technologically feasible, also a transsexual. used in the past to refer to male cross-dressers who perform in Chinese operas or 'wayangs' as they are locally called.

in malay we called them mak yah. you can find lots of transexual person in thailand. i mean you can't even distinguish a real woman from a transexual in thailand. tat's how serious it is. but this is of coz given tat they never start talking. they even got ah kua competition in thailand and i got to say...those ah kua taking parts are chun-er than then average girls we saw everyday. tat is a fact.

i cant imagine how a transexual youth can cope with the outside world since transsexualism is still not widely accepted in many countries. tat really need lots of courage and i salute them for this. according to some research, the transsexual condition becomes apparent at some time in childhood, sometimes even in very early childhood. (note: i nv experience this la...nia seng!) most of the time, kids like them will try to hide being different as soon as they experience rejection resulting from their differences.

but even so, things may get complicated when i comes to telling the parents. they may feel they need to 'remain in the closet' until they feel that the time is appropriate to reveal to their parents their gender identity. understandably so, as parents have a great deal of influence in their children's lives, some parents can react negatively towards such news. some kids may b luckier than the others as some parents can be very supportive, initially, or after such news has been broken to them.

anyway, wat i wanted to say was to tell all the petpet out there to nv look down on ppl with gender identity disorder. give ppl some respect.

but still...

very creative!!

this is some very creative drawing. it need skills and i can lots of effort being put in it.

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who is who??!

Lee Sum Wan : Hello can I speak to Annie Wan?

Mr. Sori : Yes u could speak to me.

Lee Sum Wan : No! I want to speak to Annie Wan!

Mr. Sori : You are now talking to someone! Who is this?

Lee Sum Wan : I'm Sum Wan. And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It's urgent!

Mr. Sori : I know u are someone and u want to talk to anyone! But what's this urgent matter about?

Lee Sum Wan : Well just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother was involved in an accident. Noe Wan got injured and now Noe wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now Avery Wan is going to the hospital.

Mr. Sori : Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital from the accident that isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!!!
Lee Sum Wan : You are rude. Who are you?

Mr. Sori : I'm Sori.

Lee Sum Wan : You should be sorry. Now give me your name!

Mr. Sori : I'm Sori!!

Lee Sum Wan : I don't like your tone of voice Mr. and I don't care, give me your name!

Mr. Sori : Look lady, I told you already I'm Sori! I'm Sori!! I'm SORI!!! You didn't even give me your name!

Lee Sum Wan : I told u before I'm Sum Wan! Sum Wan!!! You better be careful my father is Sum Buddy. And my uncle holds a very big position in the company. He is Noe Buddy!

~~~::: Women Safety :::~~~

i love woman but i love women even more. therefore, pls be safe. lol

TIPS FROM USA POLICE This is a good reminder for all of the women out there.

1. The elbow is the strongest point on your body. If you are close enough to use it, pls do!

2. If a robber asks for your wallet and/or purse, DO NOT HAND IT TO HIM.Toss it away from you....chances are that he is more interested in your Wallet or purse than you and he will go for the wallet or purse. RUN LIKE MAD IN THE OTHER DIRECTION!

3. If you are ever thrown into the trunk of a car: Kick out the back tail lights and stick your arm out the hole and start waving like crazy. The driver won't see you but everybody else will. This has saved lives.

4. Women have a tendency to get into their car after shopping,eating,working,etc., and just sit (doing their check book, or making a list, etc.) DON'T DO THIS! The predator will be watching you, and this is the perfect opportunity for him to get in on the passenger side, put a gun to your head, and tell you where to go.

5. ALWAYS take the elevator instead of the stairs. (Stairwells arehorrible places to be alone and the perfect crime spot).

6. If the predator has a gun and you are not under his control,ALWAYSRUN! The predator will only hit you (a running target) 4 in 100 times; And even then, it most likely WILL NOT be a vital organ, RUN!

7. Women are always trying to be sympathetic: STOP IT! It may get you raped, or killed. Ted Bundy, the serial killer, was a good-looking,well educated man, who ALWAYS played on the sympathies of unsuspecting women? He walked with a cane, or a limp, and often asked"for help" into his vehicle or with his vehicle, which is when he abducted his next victim.

read carefully. It may save your life.

nice doggie

dogs are man's best fren. its already know to everybody. but in china, dogs are man's best food?! i couldn't imagine having a piece of dog meat in my mouth. well...i'm not against it or anything, just tat even the phrase "eating dog" sounds weird. lol. mayb i ought to try it someday and might turn out to taste just like chicken.

found this on the net...not only they hav 'dog bak kut teh' in china, they also have PRESERVED DOG for sale. at a regular stall selling preserved meat, you can see the PRESERVED DOG hanging together with other meat. it looks as though the normal dog are rid of their fur and compressed till they are flat. get the picture? still can't imagine then just see it for urself.

how much is your road tax?

RM 16,959.50 for a road tax is just too much. wat do u say? its scary when you think of it having to pay every year. moreover you could buy a perodua kelisa every 2 years with those money.
















but if u can own car like this it shouldn't be a problem with tat much of tax. rite? man...one day i will be able to drive a car like those.

good manners

During class, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asks the students, one by one.

"Michael, if you were on a date, having supper with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?" she asked.

"Just a minute, I have to go piss."

The teacher replied "That would be rude and impolite!"
"What about you John, how would you say it?"

"I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom, I'll be right back."

The teacher responded, "That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the table."
"And you Peter, are you able to use your intelligence for once and show us your good manners?"

"I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment, I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll get to meet after supper."

The teacher fainted.............