natural face mask

let me show u how to hav ur own face mask at home. just like what the professionals always had...

its called "The Big 'C' Face Mask" (as in Cockroach)

people just like to try new things. and this is one u can try at home.

1. you will need a bowl of rotten food.

2. put the bowl in a corner and it will work like a charm.



3. the next thing u know, u got a whole bunch of COCKROACH in one of the corner of ur house.

4. get yourselves a big clear cylinder and collect all of the COCKROACHES u see. seal the cylinder.

5. now get the cylinder 1/3 full of CUTE LITTLE COCKROACHES.

6. next, shake the cylinder wif all ur might and squash each and every COCKROACH till its juicy.

7. now u can open the cylinder and hav a taste of the sweet aroma.







8. put the COCKROACH PASTE in a cup and prepare for the next step.

9. now the real fun begins...lay on the bed and hav ur fren help u.

10. spread the aromatic paste on to ur face evenly. start from the forehead.




11. 2 things to remember...make sure u spread it evenly and make sure there are COCKROACH LEGS on the face!!

12. give it a thorough wash and there u hav it. CLEAN AND FRESH.

give it a try. but dont bother to tell me the results. cheers.

healthy diet - make you strong!!

here is a new recipe for your body building diet. the one and only FROG JUICEEEE!!

its not everyday you get to see this.

let me guide you through the process...

1. look for the signs...muscles and FROGS...
2. to make your own FROG JUICE, you will need a pool of FROGS for ur everyday supply
3. then pick one of the cutest FROG from the pool...
4. this part is a bit tricky, u will hav to peel the skin off. u wont want any FROG skin in ur stomach, do u?
5. next, in the blender they go...now u hav FROG in a blender. press the button...dont stop till its nice and smooth.
6. once its done in the blender, pour in some of the FROG essence (dont ask me what it is!)
7. and there u go...ur very own FROG JUICE is all done. ready to serves.
8. it can be serves hot or cold. or mayb add some to your coffee...FROG COFFEE!!

remember...a cup of FROG JUICE a day makes u strong and healthy!!

enjoy.

chinese take-away

is this really how things work out in chinese take-away?

Pirates of the Caribbean At World's End Trailer

yay its coming out this year in May. cant wait any longer...

the biggest three words

There are many things that we can do to perk up and strengthen our interpersonal relationships. Yet the most effective involves the saying of just three words.

"i'll be there"

If you have ever had to call a friend in the middle of the night, to take a sick child to hospital, or when your car has broken down some miles from home, you will know how good it feels to hear the phrase "i'll be there". Being there for another person is the greatest gift we can give. When we are truly present for other people, important things happen to them and us. We are renewed in love and friendship. We are restored emotionally and spiritually. Being there is at the very core of civility.

"i miss you"

Perhaps more marriages could be saved and strengthened if couples simply and sincerely said to each other "i miss you". The powerful affirmation tells partners they are wanted, needed, desired and loved. Consider how estatic you would feel, if you received an unexpected call from your spouse in the middle of your work day, just to say "i miss you".

"i respect you"

Respect is another way of showing love. Respect conveys the feeling that another person is a true equal. If you talk to your children as if they were adults you will strengthen the bonds and become close friends. This applies to all interpersonal relationships.

"maybe you're right"

This phrase is highly effective in diffusing an argument and restoring frayed emotions. The flip side to "maybe your right" is the humility of admitting, "Maybe I'm wrong". Let's face it. When you have a heated argument with someone, all you do is cement the other person's point of view. They, or you, will not change their stance and you run the risk of seriously damaging the relationship between you. Saying "maybe you're right" can open the door to further explore the subject, in which you may then have the opportunity to get your view across in a more rational manner.

"please forgive me"

Many broken relationships could be restored and healed if people would admit their mistakes and ask for forgiveness. All of us are vulnerable to faults, foibles and failures. A man should never be ashamed to own up that he has been in the wrong, which is saying, in other words, that he is wiser today than he was yesterday.

"i thank you"

Gratitude is an exquisite form of courtesy. People who enjoy the companionship of good, close friends are those who don't take daily courtesies for granted. They are quick to thank their friends for their many expressions of kindness. On the other hand, people whose circle of friends is severely constricted often do not have the attitude of gratitude.

"count on me"

A friend is one who walks in when others walk out. Loyalty is an essential ingredient for true friendships; It is the emotional glue that bonds people. Those that are rich in their relationship tend to be steady and true friends. When trouble come, a good friend is there indicating you can "count on me".

"let me help"

The best of friends see a need and try to fill it. When they spot a hurt they do what they can to heal it. Without being asked, they pitch in and help.

"i understand you"

People become closer and understand each other more is they feel the other person accepts and understands them. Leting your love ones know in so many little ways that you understand them is one of the most powerful tools for healing your relationship. This applies to any relationship.

"i love you"

Perhaps the most important three words you can say. telling someone you truly love them satisfies a person's deepest emotional needs; the need to belong, to feel appreciated and to be wanted. Your family, your friends and you, all need to hear those three little words "i love you".


When spoken or conveyed, these three-word phrases have the power to forge new friendships, deepen old ones and restore relationships that have cooled.

USE THEM !!

why men always want to be inside women?

Woman has Man in it;

Mrs. has Mr. in it;

Female has Male in it;

She has He in it;

Madam has Adam in it;

No wonder men always want to be inside women!

To answer the question:

Men were born between the legs of a woman, yet men spend all their life and time trying to go back between the legs of a woman......

Why? BECAUSE HOME SWEET HOME.

college courses on how to keep public restrooms clean

KUALA LUMPUR, Malaysia - It's never too late for toilet training. Some Malaysian colleges may soon offer courses on how to keep public restrooms clean, the national news agency reported Thursday.

The effort is meant to help Malaysia's public lavatories become as hygienic as those in countries such as Britain and Singapore, Deputy Housing and Local Government Minister Robert Lau was quoted as saying by Bernama news agency.

"Clean toilets cannot merely be judged by the eyes," Lau was quoted as saying. "This matter also involves the use of cleaning equipment, soap, fragrances and proper tissues."

Courses would involve managing washrooms by the highest standards in design and sanitation technology, said Lau.

Malaysia's government recently said it wanted to start a "toilet revolution" in a country where public restrooms have long nauseated citizens and tourists with their lack of basic items such as toilet paper, soap and sometimes even toilet seats.

Lau said his ministry plans to soon introduce a system for the public to lodge complaints about filthy toilets via cell phone text messages.

Other recent measures have included setting up modern self-cleaning toilets in popular shopping districts of Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia's largest city, and scrapping the business licenses of restaurants found to have foul lavatories.

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kelantan traditional delicacies

Kelantan food has always been popular, but not many know of the unusual names of the various delicacies.

Names of traditional sweets and cakes like tahi itik (duck’s droppings) and badak berendam (bathing hippos) are among them.

[badak berendam]

“Nasi 100” is a rice dish that contains 100 herbs, and is a form of traditional medicine usually consumed by women in the post-natal period.

These delicious traditional dishes are among many that are unique to the state.

The better-known Kelantan dishes include nasi kerabu, nasi berlauk, nasi tumpang, laksam and solok lada, and they are so popular that they are being used to boost tourism here.

[nasi kerabu]

Kelantan Tourism Association vice-president Mustafa Ibrahim said there were more than 170 Kelantan traditional delights.

“Kelantan is not only renowned for the its unique culture, but also for its traditional kuih (Malay cakes) heritage,” he said.

[cik mek molek, buah tanjung, nasi kaya, jala mas, tepung pelita dan akok]

To ensure that the various traditional kuih are not lost in time, the Culture, Arts and Heritage Ministry has compiled the recipes in a book.

The ministry’s deputy secretary-general Datuk Che Mat Md Daud said this was done in 2005, and added that it would be a shame if the traditional recipes were lost.

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the story of mickey, minnie, goofy and a gay snowman

In the World of Disney, it seems, it's OK to be gay, but you'd better not pretend good old asexual Mickey Mouse has any of those tendencies.

According to reports in England's Sun and elsewhere, the video posted on YouTube.com shows some Disneyland Paris staffers acting kinky backstage while dressed as Mickey Mouse, Minnie Mouse, Goofy and a snowman.

"The footage showed Goofy grabbing Minnie Mouse from behind before she was cornered for more groping by a giant snowman, who later had his way with Mickey Mouse too," said the version offered by the German Press Agency.

The short clip was removed from YouTube shortly after Disney executives found out about it and issued this statement: "We are aware of the video that was taken in an area not accessible to guests at Disneyland Resort Paris.

We regret any offense it might cause. Action has been taken to prevent this happening again."

Where does Elton fit in? The "legendary songwriter" was one of a number of people honored by Disney for their contributions to "unparalleled creativity, quality and innovation."

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i cant seem to find the video though. anyone know where can i find it pls let me know. haha. would like to watch it. disney gone wild!!

street fighter II

clasic game:

street fighter II : ryu vs sagat



enjoy!!

effects of drugs and alcohol on spider webs

it dated back to the year 1960s, Dr. Peter Witt gave spiders various kinds of drugs and alcohol to observe the effects on their webs. the results were pretty interesting.

windows startup music prank

just another prank...

these guys change the startup music on their friends computer to something a little more racy. watch as he turns on his computer unsuspectingly at the library.

robot arm ride

this looks awesome. these guys hook up a chair to a robotic arm at their work place and take turns spinning each other around the room. gotta try it someday. lol.

2007 taking leave tips

let me gives u the ultimate tips for taking leave from ur work. maximised the rest days u can get from ur available leave.

Month: January 2007
Holiday: 31st December 2006 (Sunday) . Hari Raya Haji & 2nd January 2007 (Tuesday) will be a public holiday - Holiday In Lieu 1st January 2007 (Monday) . New Year.s Day
Leave Suggestion: Can take off on 29th December 2006 (Friday) so can have long weekend from 30th December 2005 (Saturday) to 2nd January 2007 (Tuesday).
Total leave impact: 1 day (last year leave . 29th December 2006 )

Total rest days: 4 days

Month: February 2007
Holiday: 18th February 2007 (Sunday) & ( 20th February 2007 (Tuesday) will be a public holiday - Holiday In Lieu) 19th February 2007 (Monday). Chinese New Year
Leave Suggestion: Can take off on 16th February 2007 (Friday) so can have long weekend from 16th February 2007 (Friday) to 20th February 2007 (Tuesday).
Total leave impact: 1 day
Total rest days: 5 days

Month: March 2007
No Holiday

Month: April 2007
Holiday: 6th April 2007 (Friday) . Good Friday
Leave Suggestion: Take off on 5th April 2007 (Thursday) so that can go overseas or rest from 5th April 2007 (Thursday) to 8th April 2007 (Sunday)
Total leave impact: 1 day
Total rest days: 4 days

Month: May 2007
Holiday: 1st May 2007 (Tuesday) . Labour day
Leave Suggestion: Take leave on 30th April 2007 (Monday) so that you can have long weekend 28th April 2007 (Saturday) to 1st May 2007 (Tuesday)
Total leave impact: 1 day
Total rest days: 4 days

Holiday: 31st May 2007 (Thursday) . Vesak Day
Leave Suggestion: Take leave on 1st June 2007 (Friday) so that you can have long weekend 31st May 2007 (Thursday) to 3rd June 2007 (Sunday)
Total leave impact: 1 day (month of June 2007)
Total rest days: 4 days

Month: June 2007
No Holidays


for now i post only tips for january - june. will post the rest of the months in my later post. please let me know if i miss out something. thanks
happy holidays!!

how to gain infamy as a legendary stupid criminal

Difficulty: Easy
Time Required: A Momentary Lapse of Reason
Here's How:

1. Hide marijuana under your hood and then take the car for an oil change. 45 year-old Amy Brasher was arrested after a mechanic found 18 packages of marijuana packed in the engine compartment of the car Brasher brought in for an oil change. Brasher later said she didn't realize the mechanic needed to lift the hood to change the oil.
2. Post your bail in coins after being charged with stealing from vending machines. Police charged Gregory Rosa, 25, with a string of vending machine robberies in January when he fled from police inexplicably when they spotted him loitering around a vending machine and later tried to post his $400 bail in coins.
3. Leave your license plate at the scene of a crime. Kentucky: Two men tried to pull the front off a cash machine by running a chain from the machine to the bumper of their pickup truck. Instead of pulling the front panel off the machine, they pulled the bumper off the truck. Scared, they left the scene and drove home, leaving the bumper and the attached license plate at the scene.
4. Forget that your index finger doesn't really shoot bullets. Steven Richard King was arrested for trying to hold up a Bank of America branch without a weapon. King used a thumb and a finger to simulate a gun, but failed to keep his hand in his pocket.
5. Go ahead and argue over Kool-Aid and make sure you have your gun. Levon Howard lost a shoot-out with his roommate Edwin Heyliger, who was charged with murder. Howard had broken into Heyliger's room, angry that someone had drunk his Kool-Aid, and in the ensuing argument, both scrambled for guns.
6. Assume the judge's name rhymes with "no way." At his sentencing for driving a school bus while drunk, Harold Keith Lone showed up in court staggering, shouting obscenities, gesturing wildly and with alcohol on his breath. Asked if he were drunk, Lone replied, "No way. No way, Jose."
7. Allow your pet igunana to take the wheel. When they pulled over a car that was weaving, cops found Finley the iguana at the wheel. The real driver, John Ruppell, was slouched in the front seat. He was charged with drunken driving and Finley was taken to the SPCA.
8. Forget to check whether uniformed cops are in line at the store you decide to rob. A masked gunman walked into a gas station in Shreveport, Louisiana, and demanded money, but he apparently didn’t see that the line included a police officer in full uniform. L.J. Scott, a member of the Shreveport Police Department’s armed robbery task force, told our would-be robber to put his hands up. Scott confiscated the handgun and arrested the would-be robber, identified as 21-year-old Derek Pierson Jr.
9. When in court on charges of stealing shoes, display the shoes you stole. In court, shoe store robbery suspect Charles Taylor propped his feet up on the defense table while wearing a pair of tan boots he'd taken from the store at knife point.
10. Use the elevator while making an escape. Sitting in a San Antonio room awaiting sentencing, convicted burglar Adam Flores, 20, fled when a bailiff unfastened his handcuffs. Police caught him a minute later as he stood calmly waiting for an elevator at the end of the hall.

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hotdog for sale

Warning: this post carried quite a disgusting story. It involves chewed, but undigested, hot dogs.

Would You Be So Kind as to Vomit Your Hot Dogs into my Bag?

"At the Kansas State Fair teams of sheriff’s officers, media personalities, firefighters and grocery clerks competed in this year’s hot dog eating contest, which drew a totoal of 28 competitors.

"Some were looking for entertainment. Others wanted a free lunch. But for Pat Garety there was a very specific reason he was there.

"Takeru Kobayashi, who on July 4, 2004, ate 53 1/2 hot dogs and buns in just 12 minutes was the winner and afterward when he went to rid himself of his full stomach he saw Pat Garety blocking his way to the bathroom.

"Garety held in his hand five one hundred dollar bills and requested Takeru deposit his vomit in a special “clean” bag.

Takeru obliged and left $500 richer. It appears Garety is planning on selling his bag of hot dog chunks on Ebay and expects to net a quick two - three thousand dollars for the mess."

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antiriddle : the new hardest riddle on the net

antiriddle : claimed to be the hardest online riddle

it starts off wif a short tutorial for those who r unfamiliar wif these types of puzzles, so there's really no excuse for passing this one by. And you may just learn a few things in the process.

It is a puzzle for the brain, an intellectual challenge for u.

do u dare to challenge the riddle?

i've solved quite a few of the riddles and still solving the rest. give me a shout if u are stuck. i might be able to give u a hint. lol. ,ake sure u go through the tutorial 1st.

let the challenge begins

windows xp sound effects

to all who is using windows xp... i myself is using windows xp and sometimes the sound effects really annoys me. i believes there r a lot of people who feels the same way.

but wait till u see wat else the sound effects can do...



beautiful...

LOTR but a little bit twisted

the love triangle between the two hobbits and the gollem...sad case for them.

call on me 2nd version

still remember the song "Call on Me" performed by Swedish DJ and producer Eric Prydz? The song tat topped the German singles charts for six weeks.

a little introduction:

the music video for "Call on Me" is directed by Huse Monfaradi and features an aerobics class of women performing sexually suggestive gym routines led by Australian dancer and choreographer Deanne Berry, much to the enjoyment of the sole man in the group, played by Juan Pablo Di Pace.

who would forget those sexy laxd in the gym? lol

if you really dont know which music video am i talking about then see it for your self.

"call on me"


this is wat i am going to show u...introducing the 2nd version of "call on me". enjoy !!

"call on me 2nd version"

dont sleep and break into houses...lol

January 5, 2007 (SAN JOSE, Calif.) - Drinking on the job can get you in trouble, especially if you're a crook. Authorities in Northern California charge Esteban Avila Junior broke into a house, then passed out after helping himself to some beans and booze. Santa Clara County deputies say they found the suspect catching some "Z's" on the floor of the living room.

The homeowner had moved out a week earlier, but stopped by the house and suspected something might be wrong. The owner and a neighbor crept into the home, saw the sleeping man and called the cops. Deputies arrested the suspect and say he had some outstanding warrants, too.
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finger reading

click on the images below to read your weaknesses and strengths from your finger. let me know if its true for u.

weaknesses
strengths

banned coke poster

it was actually auctioned on ebay. lol...imagine this poster on the wall all around the world.

don't fall for home-made liquor in pubs

KUALA LUMPUR: From the labels, a person could be duped into thinking they are famous liquor brands.

Beware. The brandy or premium whisky that you get at your favourite club or pub could be nothing more than a home-brewed concoction of mineral water, caramel and sub-quality liquor.

Enforcement officers from the Domestic Trade and Consumer Affairs Ministry who raided a house in Taman Prima Impian in Segambut here believe some entertainment outlets in the Klang Valley may be serving this homemade liquor to their customers.

The enforcers seized 1,000 bottles of adulterated liquor that can fetch about RM50,000 for the producer from the house in the noon raid on Wednesday.

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cheap liquor offered is not always wat u think it is. i doubt lots of people can tell d diff. lol. man...hope this is not happening in sheffield. these days liquor oso got 'pirated'.

new address system...

here is a true story...

A taxpayer called up the LHDN (Inland Revenue Board) in Terengganu, and asked for Form B. The LHDN clerk who answered the call asked for the address to send the form to. The conversation goes:

LHDN CLERK: "Boleh bagi alamat encik?" (Can you give me your address?)

TAXPAYER: "Hantar ke Ranhill Worley." (Send to Ranhill Worley)

LHDN CLERKI: "Ranhill... eja macam mana?" (err... How to spell Ranhill?)

TAXPAYER: "R.. for Rumah... A for Ayam.. N for Nangka... H forHolland... I for itik... L for lain-lain...." (spelling)

LHDN CLERK: "Ok.. nanti kami hantar ke alamat tu" (OK, we will send to that address...)

After waiting for a week, the form arrived - have a look at the address on the envelope!!!

the next world "cup"

any ideas for the next world cup? lol... lets make it interesting...

kids these days...

what happens when u leave your kids at home alone? a kotex-ninja kid!!!

danger of cell phones

VALLEJO, California (AP) - A cell phone apparently ignited in a man's pocket and started a fire that burned his hotel room and caused severe burns over half his body, fire department officials said.

Luis Picaso, 59, was in stable condition Monday with second- and third-degree burns to his upper body, back, right arm and right leg, Vallejo Fire Department assistant chief Kurt Henke said.

Firefighters arrived at the residential hotel Saturday night to find Picaso lying on the bathroom floor after a malfunctioning cell phone in his pants pocket set fire to his nylon and polyester clothes, Henke said.

The flames spread to a plastic chair, setting off a sprinkler that held the fire in check, he said.

Authorities declined to name the phone's manufacturer and model.

The fire and water caused $75,000 (euro57,955) damage to the room and a business on the ground floor, Henke said.-AP

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i would not want my cell phone to ignite while in my pants...lol. it wil be painful. might not be able to celebrate father's day ever again. dangerous!!!

a comic a day...

its a bit lame though...but hope it can still cheer your day.

going abroad or not to go?

KOTA BARU: The country can reap immense benefits from professionals who return to Malaysia with their vast experience after working abroad.

In saying this, Higher Education Minister Datuk Mustapa Mohamed added that Malaysians who sought greener pastures overseas were not unpatriotic.

“It is a global trend. Highly-skilled people are sought after all over the world,” he told reporters after a meeting with the Jeli district education department officials and principals here yesterday.

“Of course, we want to stop a brain drain in certain critical areas but we feel those who go overseas to work can gain valuable experience and good income,” he said.

Mustapa was commenting on a report in The Star that Malaysian professionals who hold an MBA from a British-approved institution would stand a better chance of working in Britain.

The report said the prospective professionals were mostly doctors, lawyers, accountants, engineers and entrepreneurs, who must score at least 75 points in Britain's highly skilled migrant programme (HSMP).

Mustapa said that besides the perceived better quality of life, Malaysians go abroad for reasons that included better opportunities, better salary and promotion prospects, and wider exposure.

However, he said the Government discouraged any mass migration of skilled workers in critical areas such as medicine, dentistry, engineering and science.
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working in britain? get an MBA

LONDON: Malaysian professionals who hold an MBA from any of 50 British-approved institutions will stand a better chance of working in Britain.

They will automatically get 75 points – the minimum qualifying mark under the point-based system in the Highly-Skilled Migrant Programme (HSMP), which came into force on Dec 5.

The move affects mostly doctors, lawyers, accountants, engineers and entrepreneurs, who must score at least 75 points to cross the HSMP hurdle.

Westminster City Council Chinese liaison officer David Tan said the Home Office had set the new rules and guidelines for the scheme, with the HSMP category designed to attract people with very special skills and who were highly trained and qualified to work in Britain.

Tan said those awarded the MBA from one of the 50 Home Office-approved institutions from December 2004 onwards would be entitled to the 75 instant points.

The full list of approved institutions can be viewed at http://www.hm-treasury.gov.uk/

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who got the most one night stand?

A GROUP of female students in a secondary school in Johor Baru are said to be competing among themselves to be the one with the highest number of one-night stands, Nanyang Siang Pau reported.

Each of the 10 students in the group, aged between 13 and 15 years old, would fork out between RM50 and RM100 to be in the game.

The student with the highest number of sex partners within a month would get a “reward”, which ranged from between RM500 and RM1,000, said the report.

Usually, a student would need between 13 and 15 sex partners to claim the “reward”.

It was learnt that the school had expelled some students involved in the activity, but the report added that it was still going on.

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haven heard this before...what had happen to the nice and innocent malaysian girls? well i guess they extinct long time ago. the world had changed. what do u think?

MAS fight back

KUALA LUMPUR: Good news for travellers. From Monday, MAS will implement its new fare structure, which will also see cheaper air ticket prices.

In keeping with the global trend, MAS as a full service airline will be taking on its local low-cost rival AirAsia by expanding its classes of fare from eight to 16.

A return economy air ticket to London during the low season could be as cheap as RM2,640 under the new structure while the present fare is RM3,685 (see picture).

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