You think this is a normal tree? All you can see is that the tree is slightly white in colour.
Cant see anything? wait till i get you closer and see for yourself. What happen to the tree?
The tree is covered in layers of white stickyweb kinda thing. Know why? here...have another closer look.
That's WHY! the whole tree is covered with freaking maggots. Its kinda like there are millions of them.
Whats' worst? The maggots is not just on the tree...its f*cking everywhere. Check out the pic below. (click to enlarge)
The freaking maggots doesnt just like trees, they like bikes too. See the bike below covered with webbing. Its like the art of Spiderman but instead this is done by tonnes of maggots.
Wait a minute...i see something weird with the bike. See that? lets take a closer look...
still cant see what's wrong? Have another closer look.
See that? See that? There is something moving under the seat of the bike. I'm gonna take one step closer to have a better view. Stay with me guys...
Holy crap... the bike is invaded by maggots. And its f*cking real. Its like the maggots headquarter there under the seat. A little bit closer this time...
Not closer enough? ok...a bit more...
closer...closer... There! See that? Happy now? You might as well just stick your hand in there and get a chance to become... Maggotman!!
It is on the roof, under the ceiling, on the tree, on the floor, and not to be missed...the bike as well.
Had enough of maggots already? ok...lets take a walk and get some fresh air in your lungs. How long have you stopped breathing? Take a deep breath... Lets go to the corner there...
Hmmm...its a bit dirty at the corner there... What did all those cleaners do all day over here? Lets have a sit anyway...a little bit of dirt wont kill...
OMFG...The Return of The Maggots. No matter where you go...it keeps coming back. There will be no place to hide... The next thing you know, maggots under the bed, maggots in the toilet, on the table, in the pillow, in the...
Maggots will haunt you forever. No where is safe for you now.
Maggots...Maggots...Everywhere...Arrggghhh...
But not to worry my fellow readers...
I have got a solution...visit http://ahpoh.blogspot.com once a day for the next 3 month and you will be free of the haunting maggots.
We've all been there – finding that our dog is just a little too keen to be friendly with our leg.
But now a French designer has come up what he describes as the first dog sex toy in a bid to end canine frustration.
The Hotdolls are plastic playmates specifically shaped so their hips feel like a female dog.
They are covered with a 1cm-thick technogel skin to keep them soft to the touch. The dolls are supplied in two colours, black and white, and there is a choice of two sizes.
A new service that offers television via an Internet connection has been switched on.
Subscribers will be able to watch programmes from Indonesia and China, as well as local channels.
Viewers will need to log onto the worldip.tv website with a broadband-enabled personal computer or a 3G (third-generation) cellphone in order to get the live streaming and video-on-demand programmes.
The IPTV (Internet Protocol TV) service is being offered by Broadway Digital Media (BDM) Sdn Bhd, a subsidiary of music company Broadway Entertainment (M) Sdn Bhd.
Local channels available are TV3, ntv7, 8TV and TV9 while the foreign channels are Indonesia’s Metro TV and China’s Dragon TV.
The service is free until June, after which BDM would charge local customers RM10 a month while overseas subscribers will have to pay US$5 (RM17), BDM chairman Aziz Bakar said.
Coffin is something that everyone will be needing no matter who you are (choi choi choi...needing but not so soon. Havent had enough of life yet). These guys has come up with creative designs that will suit everyone's favourite. what is yours?
1. Transportation series coffin
Cant affort a brand new Subaru? Well...if you love it soooo much, why not get a Subaru coffin and you can have it for eternity. No road tax needed. OR a little red sports car coffin for all the car lovers out there. OR u might prefer to rest in luxury, try the white Mercedes coffin. OR get your own private jet coffin. who say dead people cant fly?
2. Food and drink series coffin
If cars and jet are not your type, try out this food and drink series. I'm sure there is something for everyone. What's your favourite food/fruits? Pineapple for you? If you like it hot and spicy, pick the chilli coffin. Or keep yourself cool and fresh with a bottle of coke. The problem is you will be inside.
3. Animal series coffin
Fishy fish coffin would be suitable for fish lover. I think its the best selling coffin in the series. You dont need to buy it for yourselve, it can be for your pet fish which died of too much secondary smoke. Or for your pet cat which love fish so much. Turkey anyone? Or a credit for superiority, get an eagle coffin.
I have no idea how much it cost where to get it. Interested? Maybe you should just DIY it at home. Give it a try.
Do you DARE to wear this homemade swimsuit? It is dirt cheap, recyclable, most importantly it has unlimited choice of colours and design.
If you are someone wanting to prove you are special, then this is the way. Appear once a week in the public swimming pool and you will immediately become the talk of the day for many many months. How more special could you be?
Therefore, here I introduce to you the economic swimsuit.... the 'Plastic Bag' Swimsuit. I had a great idea...while you are being sexy and special in that swimsuit, you could choose plastic bag from those hypermarkets or other big brand out there and they may even pay you for the advertisement you bring. I would suggest going for Carrefour, Giant, Makro or Tesco first as their plactic bag are easier to get.
Fancy a roller coaster ride? I was surfing the net recently and found this amazing Half Pipe Coaster. I'm sure this is something which could give you the biggest adrenaline rush u've ever experience.
Half Pipe is a steel roller coaster located at Elitch Gardens (Amusement Park) in Denver, Colorado. I wonder if we could get this in Genting Highland one day. I bet Uncle Lim (Lim Goh Tong) wouldnt mind installing a small amusement roller coaster for everyone to enjoy.
This roller coaster takes advantage of Denver’s proximity to nearby ski resorts that cater to snowboarders. Riders are placed in one of two cars on the train which is made to resemble a giant snowboard. Each car is a free-spinning circle that holds eight people. The track is essentially a giant, upright U and trains are loaded at the bottom of the U. LIM engines accelerate the train up both sides of the track. A typical ride consists of approximately five to six cycles of the train travelling through the U. [via]
I went to pizza hut the other day. Pizza hut in the uk offer diff variety of choice than the pizza hut in malaysia.
One offer i loved the most is the Pizza Hut Buffet Lunch. Basically you just eat as much as you want starting from 12pm till 4pm for a fair price. I bet u cant find this kind of deal in malaysia.
well...the best deal i found offered by pizza hut malaysia is this Pizza Hut 25% Discount Exclusive Online Offers.
Where you can enjoy 10% or 25% Discount for your dine in experience. Not a bad offer i would say.
This is shoe design from Italy and Japan. Mayb I could never catch up with the latest fashion. I mean...to me this is crazy. With the 1st glance... it immediately cross my mind tat this is one hell of an uncomfortable shoe.
I donno where they got the idea from, but it looks to me tat its similar to the chinese foot binding custom practiced during the late Qing Dynasty. Where young girls' feet, usually at age 6 but often earlier, were wrapped in tight bandages so that they could not grow past 4-6 inches.
why?? Because mens in china claimed that the tiny steps and swaying walk of a woman whose feet had been bound gives them the erotic effect. Here I felt grateful i'm not born during Qing Dynasty.
Or mayb designers got the idea from the ballet pointe shoes. I have no idea. I not against girls wearing high heels or anything, in fact i like to see girls in high heels. BUT...abvoiusly not those shown in the pictures of coz.
I've asked a few (girls) frens of mine why girls still willingly wear high heels since for all i know they can become painful or damaging for some wearers.
Here's what i got in reply. Girls love it because high heeled shoes...
...make them look taller (obviously...)
...cause their legs to look longer (i agree to this...)
...help change their posture, requiring a more upright carriage and altering the walk
...change the angle of the foot with respect to the lower leg, which accentuates the appearance of calves. (which make them look good basically...)
I'm all thumbs up with girls wearing heels. Just dont choose those 'tip-toe' high heels, or the 'big ass super thick' high heels, and especially DONT choose the 'horse-shoe' high heels as girls are NOT suppose to gallop around.
It would be a big turnoff to all the guys out there. Other than that, i guess i'm fine with high heels.
A 200kg crocodile has bitten off a zookeeper's arm - but surgeons managed to reattach it after reclaiming the limb from the reptile's mouth.
The male crocodile severed Chang Po-yu's forearm at the Shaoshan Zoo in the southern Taiwanese city of Kaohsiung.
Mr Chang, a zookeeper and vet, had been trying to retrieve a tranquiliser dart from the crocodile'shide so he could give it medication.
(Mr Chang with his arm reattached...lucky man)
But he appears not to have realised the reptile was not fully sedated when he stuck his arm through an iron rail.
As Chang was rushed to the hospital, a zoo worker ran up to the crocodile and carefully fired at its neck. The arm slipped from the animal's jaw and bounced across the ground.
As the crocodile slumped stunned, an anxious zoo worker sealed the severed arm in a bag and sprinted off with it towards the hospital.
what do u think of cicak crawling around in your house? Although i haven seen any cicak anywhere in my house in UK. But back in malaysia, cicak can be found all over the walls, especially in the evening. Or sometimes u even find cicak tails on the floor.
Cicak tail on the floor
It doesnt really bothers me to have cicak crawling all over my walls. Although sometimes the chirping cicak noise really gets on my nerves. But other than that i guess i'm alright with that.
i mean...hey they help u clean up those annoying fly and nyamok around the house. what more do u want? it also means less spider in the house too.
Cicak eat fly
So there are no way one could hate the cicak rite? Hmm...not quite right. The more cicak there is, the more cicak shit there gonna be. Man...i hate that. Once there is a cicak shit on my book and the stain stays forever. Who would want their book or anything at all to become a cicak shit by-product.
However, in Malaysia there are people who really like cicak and even collect them as pet. Could you imagine having cicak crawling up and down your body? jeezs...
Cicak as pet
Some part of the world, people even eat roast cicak for breakfast. Mayb you can try blending it into cicak juice or cicak smooties. It is not a weird news anymore nowadays as people even drink frog juice and say it is a healthy diet.
But if you really cannot tolerate the very sight of cicak anywhere in your house, you might want to consider getting one of these...
Cicak ate by praying Mantis
So you just kill all the cicak out there? using your magazine, newspaper, broom? Be careful...you might want to think again!! You will be hunted by someone or something and believe me...he/it will find you!! All the cicak are protected by one of their kind...the very SUPER HERO in Malaysia----- The......CICAK MAN !!!
Maybe you wont believe me...whatever the case, its still not good to kill such an innocent creature like the cicak. Show some love to the cicak as they know how to love too...you kill one you break the heart of the other one...
You will understand once you watch the clip below...cicak love~~
Cicak love story
Remember...there is a lot to think about everytime you see a cicak.
its never too late to learn a few new things. be amazed to what your windows can do.
but this time you will learn something that will make someone else life more 'interesting'.
Learn how...
windows prank 1
if you cant see, the code is : shutdown -r -t 60 -c "whatever message you want here"
windows prank 2
the code is something like: lol-msgbox("Warning VIRUS detected. Press YES to format harddisk now. Press NO to format harddisk after reboot.", 20, "Warning") later save as virus.vbs
It may be a man's world still but one part at least is about to become exclusively woman's. A district in China will be renamed 'Woman Town' - with strict rules that whatever women want, they get. And disobedient men will be punished, either with wooden boards or menial chores.
The 2.3km Shuangqiao district in Chongqing will become what is thought to be the world's first 'Woman Town'. The town gates will bear the ruling philosophy: 'A woman never makes a mistake. A man can never reject a woman's request.'
The Toyota Belta (referred to in North American markets as the Toyota Yaris) is a compact sedan manufactured by the Toyota Motor Corporation. It is basically a redesigned and sportier version of the discontinued Toyota Platz, and is similar to the Toyota Vitz.
Toyota Singapore, with Thailand confirmed the launch of the new Belta. Only the 1.5 L engine is offered in both Singapore and Thailand. In Indonesia, the new Belta will be launched in April 2007.
There’s rumors said that Toyota will bring Belta 1.3 to Malaysia instead of Vios 1.3. Indonesia and Philliphines both receive 1.3 version of Toyota Vios and most probably, Malaysian will received the Belta version. Powered by 1.3 2SZ-FE with Super CVT-i continuously variable transmission, it’s gonna be a popular choice by Malaysian. The entry level of Belta is powered by 1.0L. [via]
Rumour has it - Belta selling for : RM 80,436.00 ?? Not sure how true is this...what do u think?
Just move the feather with your mouse and tickle sweet girl on various parts of her body. This game has over 3 MegaBytes, it might take some time to load on slow connection.
you might not want to play this in the office with the sound effect on. lol play [tickle sweet girl]
Name :
Yong Boon Poh
(ahpoh)
You think this is a normal tree? All you can see is that the tree is slightly white in colour.
The tree is covered in layers of white sticky web kinda thing. Know why? here...have another closer look.
That's WHY! the whole tree is covered with freaking maggots. Its kinda like there are millions of them.
The freaking maggots doesnt just like trees, they like bikes too. See the bike below covered with webbing. Its like the art of Spiderman but instead this is done by tonnes of maggots.
Wait a minute...i see something weird with the bike. See that? lets take a closer look...
still cant see what's wrong? Have another closer look.
See that? See that? There is something moving under the seat of the bike. I'm gonna take one step closer to have a better view. Stay with me guys...
Holy crap... the bike is invaded by maggots. And its f*cking real. Its like the maggots headquarter there under the seat. A little bit closer this time...
Not closer enough? ok...a bit more...
closer...closer...
There! See that? Happy now? You might as well just stick your hand in there and get a chance to become... Maggotman!!
It is on the roof, under the ceiling, on the tree, on the floor, and not to be missed...the bike as well.
Hmmm...its a bit dirty at the corner there... What did all those cleaners do all day over here? Lets have a sit anyway...a little bit of dirt wont kill...
OMFG...The Return of The Maggots. No matter where you go...it keeps coming back. There will be no place to hide... The next thing you know, maggots under the bed, maggots in the toilet, on the table, in the pillow, in the...
Maggots will haunt you forever. No where is safe for you now.
Maggots...Maggots...Everywhere...Arrggghhh...
