Sunday, April 22, 2007

latest shoe designs from Japan and Italy

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This is shoe design from Italy and Japan. Mayb I could never catch up with the latest fashion. I mean...to me this is crazy. With the 1st glance... it immediately cross my mind tat this is one hell of an uncomfortable shoe.

I donno where they got the idea from, but it looks to me tat its similar to the chinese foot binding custom practiced during the late Qing Dynasty. Where young girls' feet, usually at age 6 but often earlier, were wrapped in tight bandages so that they could not grow past 4-6 inches.a blog of funny things - click to enlarge

why?? Because mens in china claimed that the tiny steps and swaying walk of a woman whose feet had been bound gives them the erotic effect. Here I felt grateful i'm not born during Qing Dynasty.

Or mayb designers got the idea from the ballet pointe shoes. I have no idea. I not against girls wearing high heels or anything, in fact i like to see girls in high heels. BUT...abvoiusly not those shown in the pictures of coz.
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I've asked a few (girls) frens of mine why girls still willingly wear high heels since for all i know they can become painful or damaging for some wearers.

Here's what i got in reply.
Girls love it because high heeled shoes...

  • ...make them look taller (obviously...)
  • ...cause their legs to look longer (i agree to this...)
  • ...help change their posture, requiring a more upright carriage and altering the walk
  • ...change the angle of the foot with respect to the lower leg, which accentuates the appearance of calves. (which make them look good basically...)


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    I'm all thumbs up with girls wearing heels. Just dont choose those 'tip-toe' high heels, or the 'big ass super thick' high heels, and especially DONT choose the 'horse-shoe' high heels as girls are NOT suppose to gallop around.

    It would be a big turnoff to all the guys out there. Other than that, i guess i'm fine with high heels.

    Sunday, April 15, 2007

    a crocodile just ate my arm!!

    pic via METRO (the crocodile just ate my arm...)

    A 200kg crocodile has bitten off a zookeeper's arm - but surgeons managed to reattach it after reclaiming the limb from the reptile's mouth.

    The male crocodile severed Chang Po-yu's forearm at the Shaoshan Zoo in the southern Taiwanese city of Kaohsiung.

    Mr Chang, a zookeeper and vet, had been trying to retrieve a tranquiliser dart from the crocodile's hide so he could give it medication.

    pic via METRO

    (Mr Chang with his arm reattached...lucky man)

    But he appears not to have realised the reptile was not fully sedated when he stuck his arm through an iron rail.

    As Chang was rushed to the hospital, a zoo worker ran up to the crocodile and carefully fired at its neck. The arm slipped from the animal's jaw and bounced across the ground.

    As the crocodile slumped stunned, an anxious zoo worker sealed the severed arm in a bag and sprinted off with it towards the hospital.

    [full story...]

    Thursday, April 12, 2007

    what is a cicak (lizard) to u?


    what do u think of cicak crawling around in your house? Although i haven seen any cicak anywhere in my house in UK. But back in malaysia, cicak can be found all over the walls, especially in the evening. Or sometimes u even find cicak tails on the floor.

    Cicak tail on the floor


    It doesnt really bothers me to have cicak crawling all over my walls. Although sometimes the chirping cicak noise really gets on my nerves. But other than that i guess i'm alright with that.

    i mean...hey they help u clean up those annoying fly and nyamok around the house. what more do u want? it also means less spider in the house too.

    Cicak eat fly


    So there are no way one could hate the cicak rite? Hmm...not quite right. The more cicak there is, the more cicak shit there gonna be. Man...i hate that. Once there is a cicak shit on my book and the stain stays forever. Who would want their book or anything at all to become a cicak shit by-product.

    However, in Malaysia there are people who really like cicak and even collect them as pet. Could you imagine having cicak crawling up and down your body? jeezs...

    Cicak as pet


    Some part of the world, people even eat roast cicak for breakfast. Mayb you can try blending it into cicak juice or cicak smooties. It is not a weird news anymore nowadays as people even drink frog juice and say it is a healthy diet.

    But if you really cannot tolerate the very sight of cicak anywhere in your house, you might want to consider getting one of these...

    Cicak ate by praying Mantis


    So you just kill all the cicak out there? using your magazine, newspaper, broom? Be careful...you might want to think again!! You will be hunted by someone or something and believe me...he/it will find you!! All the cicak are protected by one of their kind...the very SUPER HERO in Malaysia----- The......CICAK MAN !!!



    Maybe you wont believe me...whatever the case, its still not good to kill such an innocent creature like the cicak. Show some love to the cicak as they know how to love too...you kill one you break the heart of the other one...

    You will understand once you watch the clip below...cicak love~~

    Cicak love story


    Remember...there is a lot to think about everytime you see a cicak.

    no more smelly fart


    Glade plug ups is the best solution for nasty smelling flatus. so there will be no more embarassing moments.

    all you need to do is stick it in your ass. how convenient.

    what you can do with your windows

    its never too late to learn a few new things. be amazed to what your windows can do.

    but this time you will learn something that will make someone else life more 'interesting'.

    Learn how...

    windows prank 1

    if you cant see, the code is :
    shutdown -r -t 60 -c "whatever message you want here"

    windows prank 2

    the code is something like:
    lol-msgbox("Warning VIRUS detected. Press YES to format harddisk now. Press NO to format harddisk after reboot.", 20, "Warning")
    later save as virus.vbs

    windows prank 3

    no need for me to explain any further i guess.

    windows prank 4
    this one i had post it before in my previous post.
    [windows startup music prank]

    'Girl Power' town in China

    It may be a man's world still but one part at least is about to become exclusively woman's. A district in China will be renamed 'Woman Town' - with strict rules that whatever women want, they get. And disobedient men will be punished, either with wooden boards or menial chores.

    The 2.3km Shuangqiao district in Chongqing will become what is thought to be the world's first 'Woman Town'. The town gates will bear the ruling philosophy: 'A woman never makes a mistake. A man can never reject a woman's request.'

    Girl Power : Spice Girl would rule in this town.


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    Tuesday, April 10, 2007

    Toyota Belta (Replacement for VIOS)

    The Toyota Belta (referred to in North American markets as the Toyota Yaris) is a compact sedan manufactured by the Toyota Motor Corporation. It is basically a redesigned and sportier version of the discontinued Toyota Platz, and is similar to the Toyota Vitz.


    Toyota Singapore, with Thailand confirmed the launch of the new Belta. Only the 1.5 L engine is offered in both Singapore and Thailand. In Indonesia, the new Belta will be launched in April 2007.


    There’s rumors said that Toyota will bring Belta 1.3 to Malaysia instead of Vios 1.3. Indonesia and Philliphines both receive 1.3 version of Toyota Vios and most probably, Malaysian will received the Belta version. Powered by 1.3 2SZ-FE with Super CVT-i continuously variable transmission, it’s gonna be a popular choice by Malaysian. The entry level of Belta is powered by 1.0L. [via]


    Rumour has it - Belta selling for : RM 80,436.00 ?? Not sure how true is this...what do u think?

    Wednesday, April 04, 2007

    sweet girl for u to tickle

    Just move the feather with your mouse and tickle sweet girl on various parts of her body. This game has over 3 MegaBytes, it might take some time to load on slow connection.

    you might not want to play this in the office with the sound effect on. lol



    play [tickle sweet girl]

    Monday, April 02, 2007

    spot the faces

    look carefully...

    faces within the pictures

    really cool
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    Sunday, April 01, 2007

    Nominees Top 77 for World Wonders !!

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    Saturday, March 31, 2007

    natural face mask


    let me show u how to hav ur own face mask at home. just like what the professionals always had...

    its called "The Big 'C' Face Mask" (as in Cockroach)

    people just like to try new things. and this is one u can try at home.

    1. you will need a bowl of rotten food.

    2. put the bowl in a corner and it will work like a charm.



    3. the next thing u know, u got a whole bunch of COCKROACH in one of the corner of ur house.

    4. get yourselves a big clear cylinder and collect all of the COCKROACHES u see. seal the cylinder.

    5. now get the cylinder 1/3 full of CUTE LITTLE COCKROACHES.

    6. next, shake the cylinder wif all ur might and squash each and every COCKROACH till its juicy.

    7. now u can open the cylinder and hav a taste of the sweet aroma.







    8. put the COCKROACH PASTE in a cup and prepare for the next step.

    9. now the real fun begins...lay on the bed and hav ur fren help u.

    10. spread the aromatic paste on to ur face evenly. start from the forehead.




    11. 2 things to remember...make sure u spread it evenly and make sure there are COCKROACH LEGS on the face!!

    12. give it a thorough wash and there u hav it. CLEAN AND FRESH.

    give it a try. but dont bother to tell me the results. cheers.

    healthy diet - make you strong!!

    here is a new recipe for your body building diet. the one and only FROG JUICEEEE!!

    its not everyday you get to see this.

    let me guide you through the process...

    1. look for the signs...muscles and FROGS...
    2. to make your own FROG JUICE, you will need a pool of FROGS for ur everyday supply
    3. then pick one of the cutest FROG from the pool...
    4. this part is a bit tricky, u will hav to peel the skin off. u wont want any FROG skin in ur stomach, do u?
    5. next, in the blender they go...now u hav FROG in a blender. press the button...dont stop till its nice and smooth.
    6. once its done in the blender, pour in some of the FROG essence (dont ask me what it is!)
    7. and there u go...ur very own FROG JUICE is all done. ready to serves.
    8. it can be serves hot or cold. or mayb add some to your coffee...FROG COFFEE!!

    remember...a cup of FROG JUICE a day makes u strong and healthy!!

    enjoy.

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