Wednesday, May 16, 2007

Rush Hour 3


Its coming out this August. Cant wait to watch it. I attached the trailer below below for all rush hour fans out there.

Info via malaysia.movies.yahoo.com
Release Date: 9th August 2007
Language: English
Rating: U
Genre: Thriller / Comedy / Action
Starring: Jackie Chan, Hiroyuki Sanada, Vinnie Jones, Noemie Lenoir, Chris Tucker...[full cast]
Directed by: Brett Ratner

Spoiler Warning!! [dont scroll down any more if u dont feel like reading the spoiler]

While in Paris, Lee's (Jackie Chan) latest assignment is to escort and to protect Chinese Ambassador Han as he delivers a major address before the World Criminal Court Summit in Los Angeles. While delivering his announcement, he is shot and nearly killed. Meanwhile, former LAPD Detective James Carter (Chris Tucker), who has recently been demoted to a traffic cop just happens to be listening to the radio when the tragedy occurs. He rushes to the scene to help, but instead interferes with Lee's pursuit of the culprit. To get his status back, Carter teams up with Lee one more time to help track down the assassins. With the trail leading to Paris, both will find themselves forced to fight the French police, the Triads, and foreign culture if they are going to solve the mystery in time.
Spoiler Ends Here

Here's the trailer...enjoy

Monday, May 14, 2007

Dog Wedding - a complete tale

It is not just a simple on-the-paper wedding. Its the real thing!! Let me show u pictures from a full range complete set wedding ceremony for two lovely dog couple. (Cant find what is the dog's name). Venue booked. Decorations set up. Everybody seated. PERFECT!

Let me introduce you to the Best Man(dog).

Bridegroom adjusting the bow tie...

Ah...a must have in any wedding ceremony...FAMILY PICTURE!

Here is a few more photo of the wedding dog's happy moment...

If you know a loving dog couple, why not throw them a wedding ceremony...Here's how:

Step One
Choose an appropriate role for the dog depending on behavior and temperament. An energetic dog might need to be on a leash held by an usher or ring bearer, while a relaxed, older dog can be free to lounge during the ceremony.

Step Two
Wash your pup right before the ceremony to keep people with allergies from having a reaction to dander.

Step Three
Dress the dog up with a fancy collar, ribbon or dog "tux."

Step Four
Have someone walk the dog just before the ceremony to allow him to relieve himself.

Step Five
Have the dog bring up the rings on a satin pillow tied to his collar or - if he is really well trained - in his mouth.

Step Six
Appoint an eager nephew or niece to be the dog-watcher throughout the event, making sure Rover doesn't eat anyone's food or leave any surprises on the lawn.
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Dont need to worry about the wedding dress for your dog. There are tons of designers ready to help you dress your dog up. Check out here and here and here.

Let them have a happy moment too.

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Saturday, May 12, 2007

loving fish art

This is what a loving couple would do...you just need a paintbrush, a box of poster colour paint, a digital camera and a couple of hours of fun time with your partner.

Have FUN!!

transparent butterfly

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How rare is it for you to see a transparent butterfly around? It is not easy to find because of its transparent wings, which is a natural camouflage mechanism.

from wikipedia, these butterfly...
" ...is a member of the clearwing clade; its wings are transparent. Its most common English name is glasswing, and its Spanish name is espejitos, which means "little mirrors."... "

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how your handphone is stolen

Have you ever had your hand phone stolen and you dont even know how it ever happens? here is a few clips to give you an idea of how is it done.


It is very normal in the UK for tourist to go to someone and ask for directions, especially the ones sitting outside a cafe sipping coffee with their hand phone on the table!!


Internet cafes are one of the places where most hand phones are stolen. I think this kind of cases is quite common in Malaysia. lol. Someone tells you that you had money on the floor, you feels lucky and picked it up, next thing you know...you got few dollar in your pocket but lost your precious hand phone.

notes : dont be greedy...not everytime you found money on the floor means you got good luck.


Here is a few more cases for you to see. I think the case where one guy bump you from the front and another guy just pull your hand phone out of your pocket is the trickiest of all. But i have seen this in action when i travelled to Spain last year. Those people target tourist's wallet instead and practically they are all over the place. You can see them in action everywhere...in the train, the lift, escalator, bus station, tourist spots...BE CAREFUL...

Here is a few advise for every hand phone user:
1. Keep your phone concealed. If a thief can’t see your phone, it's extremely difficult to steal it.

2. Don’t leave your phone visible around the house or in the car. Most thefts of mobile phones actually take place from cars or from houses, so don’t leave your phone lying around in a place where it is easy to spot.

3. Be discreet. Phones have been snatched right from people’s hands while talking or texting. Just another reason to be discreet with your phone in public places.

4. Attach it. Use accessories to make the phone harder to take. One of the simplest and most effective accessories is a strap around your wrist. This dissuades a potential thief from going after your phone, diverting him to look for an easier mark.

5. Be a smart Samaritan. Don’t lend your phone to strangers, but if you want to help a person in need, make the call for them. Never hand over the phone. Would you give a stranger $300 to hold for just a second?

6. PIN up. Always keep your security code activated in the phone and remember 0000 isn’t that effective secret code.

[more advise at...]

Thursday, May 10, 2007

you got worm inside your face

It seems that i have been writing about maggots and worms alot recently. There is a post on maggots invasion in some neighbourhood. Then another post on the coke, pork and worm topic (which is just some myth).

I dont know how true this one is but still...it is disturbing to see a worm coming out from someone's face.



Quoting from another site, this is suppose to be a treatment method used to cure Sinusitis, a prolonged inflammation of the sinus cavities brought on by a cold, allergy attack or bacterial infection.

It is said Earth Roach juice is apply on your skin (face) and the effect is...worms coming out from every inch of your face.

Someone in youtube left a comment saying:

this is a traditional method of curing 'resdung' or sinus problem in ur nose....everyone actually have it but wether it is serious or not...but the worm u see is not from the roaches...its ridiculuos...the roaches juice have some kind of natural friendly chemical and it is hot that can burn or bring the worm out from ur face as u can see it...in Malaysia some traditional way still in practice along the modern way...it an alternatives for the patient...

Someone else even says he tried this type of medication in seremban, malaysia.

well...anyone can say anything on the internet these days. anyone know the true story? or seen the treatment anywhere before? let me know.

Somehow i still find it quite hard to believe.

Wednesday, May 09, 2007

pork + coke = maggots? NOT TRUE





Try it at home and see if there is any maggots in your pork when coke is added.

Cheap pork is not always a good choice. Think before you buy.

pork chop anyone?

edited:
(sigh...my bad for not stating this before...sorry guys. This is not a post to spread malicious rumour about pork. In fact i'm a pork lover. And pork + coke = maggots is just some rumours, not true whatsoever. i just feels it is a funny post. Incase some of you [earl-ku and menj] never notice, this is suppose to be a blog of funny things. i'll be more specific next time.)

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@ earl-ku : sorry bout tat...chain broken.

@ menj : whats the point of calling people asshole when you yourself is an asshole. oh you spreading malicious rumour about beef now are you?

Tuesday, May 08, 2007

this is why kids should tuck in their shirt!



Kids these days like to wear baggy trousers and not tuck in their shirt. (well...i dont like to tuck in my shirt as well, but...) .No one will know what they could be hiding under their shirt. Watch the clip, you will be amazed.

Especially when they are hiding guns under their shirt. It is not right and dangerous too. (what if he 'bang' his own kuku ciao). Everyone have a responsibility to protect children from gun-related deaths and injuries. Dont play play ah.

Friday, May 04, 2007

PORN on disney channel


A cable television company is investigating just how children in some New Jersey homes ended up watching hardcore pornography when they tuned into a popular cartoon programme on the Disney Channel.

Paul Dunleavy, a Middletown, New Jersey, subscriber to cable giant Comcast, was stunned on Tuesday to find his five-year-old son watching something other than Handy Manny, a cartoon show about a bilingual Latino handyman, Manny Garcia, and his talking tools.

"It was two people doing their thing, it was full-on and it was disgusting," the Middletown father of three told The New York Daily News newspaper on Wednesday.

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So...now u can get porn even on disney channel. How convenient!!

blogging as a new media

a blog of funny things - blogging mediaKUALA LUMPUR: The National Union of Journalists Malaysia has urged the Government to acknowledge the existence of Internet citizen reporting and blogging as a new media for disseminating information.

NUJ president Norila Mohd Daud said this online phenomenon had made a great impact on the country as an alternative information source on current issues affecting the public.

“The usage of Internet and the concept of the uncensored ‘borderless world’ have made information more easily accessible to anyone. As such, any abuses by public officials can be immediately exposed on the Internet,” she said in a statement issued in conjunction with World Press Freedom Day yesterday.

‘Ghostbusters’ back in action

KOTA BARU: Kelantan religious authorities are going to call some “ghostbusters” to clean up strange things happening in some neighbourhoods.

Also called doktor syaitan by people here, they are well versed in the Quran and draw inspiration from its verses to drive out evil spirits believed to dwell in deviant groups.

It is learnt that some enforcement officers sent out to investigate deviant groups sometimes end up being their followers.

“Perhaps meals or drinks served to the officers were spiked,” Kelantan Islamic Affairs Department director Ab Aziz Ab Rahman told reporters yesterday.

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Thursday, May 03, 2007

the Malaysia way of life

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$9,000/mth job vacancies

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A MULTI-NATIONAL COMPANY has 5 job vacancies in their deo/perfume Plant.

If you're interested, apply to : hrhl@hinlever.com

The Package:
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Conditions:
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2. Willingness to explore with your nose.

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'ho mia' dog

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