Orgasm sounds as car alarm? This might not be suitable for young children, but then again, those who installed this alarm system won't have people stealing THEIR cars away! lol
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Orgasm sounds as car alarm? This might not be suitable for young children, but then again, those who installed this alarm system won't have people stealing THEIR cars away! lol
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Photograph shows the remains of an 8-inch, mummified fairy found in Derbyshire.
Quoted from the site this artical originated from,
Do fairies live at the bottom of your garden?
Maybe not anymore but a recent discovery would suggest that they probably did. What appear to be the mummified remains of a fairy have been discovered in the Derbyshire countryside.
The 8 inch remains complete with wings, skin, teeth and flowing red hair have been examined by archaeologists and forensic experts who can confirm that the body is genuine. X-rays of the fairy reveal an anatomically identical skeleton to that of a child. The bones, however, are hollow like those of a bird making them particularly light. The puzzling presence of a navel even suggests that the beings reproduce the same as humans despite the absence of reproductive organs.
However...as reported by BBC
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When you are in the business world, you will need a business card as it forms the most important element of your visual identity.
Here is a collection of cool business cards to inspire you. Got it from Ivan's Blog
What will your client say when they found out that they have to scratch for your contact detail?
Or make a mini map to guide your customer to you...
An impression from my notes. This design really makes your business card looks damn cheap. Whats worst is you have to pay for it!
Need a dentist? Floss your business card...
Want your business card to be different? Stitch it together...
Interchangeable insert in a generic cover. Just got promoted? No worries, just have to change the piece of paper inside.
Want people to know you are good at what you are doing? Demonstrate it on your card.
Forensic evidence?
Cool metal card...I bet you cant carry lots of those around with you all the time.
Transparent thin...
...or Transparent thick...your choice.
Reuse old cards for a second hand shop.
Get rid of the evidence you ever met the headhunter. Eat it!
Finally, clear message from a debt recovery agent. If you don't pay I'll break your bones. Here's the x-ray of my last client broken finger as proof.
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What do you do with your dirty windows? This guy Scott Wade just did something very impressive with his car windows.
Here is what he did...at first...
After few minutes...
After half an hour...
Finally done...fine piece of art work.
Few other work done by him...







Impressive...
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While in Paris, Lee's (Jackie Chan) latest assignment is to escort and to protect Chinese Ambassador Han as he delivers a major address before the World Criminal Court Summit in Los Angeles. While delivering his announcement, he is shot and nearly killed. Meanwhile, former LAPD Detective James Carter (Chris Tucker), who has recently been demoted to a traffic cop just happens to be listening to the radio when the tragedy occurs. He rushes to the scene to help, but instead interferes with Lee's pursuit of the culprit. To get his status back, Carter teams up with Lee one more time to help track down the assassins. With the trail leading to Paris, both will find themselves forced to fight the French police, the Triads, and foreign culture if they are going to solve the mystery in time.Spoiler Ends Here
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It is not just a simple on-the-paper wedding. Its the real thing!! Let me show u pictures from a full range complete set wedding ceremony for two lovely dog couple. (Cant find what is the dog's name).
Venue booked. Decorations set up. Everybody seated. PERFECT!
Let me introduce you to the Best Man(dog).
Bridegroom adjusting the bow tie...
Ah...a must have in any wedding ceremony...FAMILY PICTURE!
Here is a few more photo of the wedding dog's happy moment...




If you know a loving dog couple, why not throw them a wedding ceremony...Here's how:
Step One
Choose an appropriate role for the dog depending on behavior and temperament. An energetic dog might need to be on a leash held by an usher or ring bearer, while a relaxed, older dog can be free to lounge during the ceremony.
Step Two
Wash your pup right before the ceremony to keep people with allergies from having a reaction to dander.
Step Three
Dress the dog up with a fancy collar, ribbon or dog "tux."
Step Four
Have someone walk the dog just before the ceremony to allow him to relieve himself.
Step Five
Have the dog bring up the rings on a satin pillow tied to his collar or - if he is really well trained - in his mouth.
Step Six
Appoint an eager nephew or niece to be the dog-watcher throughout the event, making sure Rover doesn't eat anyone's food or leave any surprises on the lawn.
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Dont need to worry about the wedding dress for your dog. There are tons of designers ready to help you dress your dog up. Check out here and here and here.
Let them have a happy moment too.
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