loving fish art

This is what a loving couple would do...you just need a paintbrush, a box of poster colour paint, a digital camera and a couple of hours of fun time with your partner.

Have FUN!!

transparent butterfly

How rare is it for you to see a transparent butterfly around? It is not easy to find because of its transparent wings, which is a natural camouflage mechanism.

from wikipedia, these butterfly...
" ...is a member of the clearwing clade; its wings are transparent. Its most common English name is glasswing, and its Spanish name is espejitos, which means "little mirrors."... "

how your handphone is stolen

Have you ever had your hand phone stolen and you dont even know how it ever happens? here is a few clips to give you an idea of how is it done.


It is very normal in the UK for tourist to go to someone and ask for directions, especially the ones sitting outside a cafe sipping coffee with their hand phone on the table!!


Internet cafes are one of the places where most hand phones are stolen. I think this kind of cases is quite common in Malaysia. lol. Someone tells you that you had money on the floor, you feels lucky and picked it up, next thing you know...you got few dollar in your pocket but lost your precious hand phone.

notes : dont be greedy...not everytime you found money on the floor means you got good luck.


Here is a few more cases for you to see. I think the case where one guy bump you from the front and another guy just pull your hand phone out of your pocket is the trickiest of all. But i have seen this in action when i travelled to Spain last year. Those people target tourist's wallet instead and practically they are all over the place. You can see them in action everywhere...in the train, the lift, escalator, bus station, tourist spots...BE CAREFUL...

Here is a few advise for every hand phone user:
1. Keep your phone concealed. If a thief can’t see your phone, it's extremely difficult to steal it.

2. Don’t leave your phone visible around the house or in the car. Most thefts of mobile phones actually take place from cars or from houses, so don’t leave your phone lying around in a place where it is easy to spot.

3. Be discreet. Phones have been snatched right from people’s hands while talking or texting. Just another reason to be discreet with your phone in public places.

4. Attach it. Use accessories to make the phone harder to take. One of the simplest and most effective accessories is a strap around your wrist. This dissuades a potential thief from going after your phone, diverting him to look for an easier mark.

5. Be a smart Samaritan. Don’t lend your phone to strangers, but if you want to help a person in need, make the call for them. Never hand over the phone. Would you give a stranger $300 to hold for just a second?

6. PIN up. Always keep your security code activated in the phone and remember 0000 isn’t that effective secret code.

[more advise at...]

you got worm inside your face

It seems that i have been writing about maggots and worms alot recently. There is a post on maggots invasion in some neighbourhood. Then another post on the coke, pork and worm topic (which is just some myth).

I dont know how true this one is but still...it is disturbing to see a worm coming out from someone's face.



Quoting from another site, this is suppose to be a treatment method used to cure Sinusitis, a prolonged inflammation of the sinus cavities brought on by a cold, allergy attack or bacterial infection.

It is said Earth Roach juice is apply on your skin (face) and the effect is...worms coming out from every inch of your face.

Someone in youtube left a comment saying:

this is a traditional method of curing 'resdung' or sinus problem in ur nose....everyone actually have it but wether it is serious or not...but the worm u see is not from the roaches...its ridiculuos...the roaches juice have some kind of natural friendly chemical and it is hot that can burn or bring the worm out from ur face as u can see it...in Malaysia some traditional way still in practice along the modern way...it an alternatives for the patient...

Someone else even says he tried this type of medication in seremban, malaysia.

well...anyone can say anything on the internet these days. anyone know the true story? or seen the treatment anywhere before? let me know.

Somehow i still find it quite hard to believe.

pork + coke = maggots? NOT TRUE

Try it at home and see if there is any maggots in your pork when coke is added.

Cheap pork is not always a good choice. Think before you buy.

pork chop anyone?

edited:
(sigh...my bad for not stating this before...sorry guys. This is not a post to spread malicious rumour about pork. In fact i'm a pork lover. And pork + coke = maggots is just some rumours, not true whatsoever. i just feels it is a funny post. Incase some of you [earl-ku and menj] never notice, this is suppose to be a blog of funny things. i'll be more specific next time.)

read more at...

@ earl-ku : sorry bout tat...chain broken.

@ menj : whats the point of calling people asshole when you yourself is an asshole. oh you spreading malicious rumour about beef now are you?

this is why kids should tuck in their shirt!

Kids these days like to wear baggy trousers and not tuck in their shirt. (well...i dont like to tuck in my shirt as well, but...) .No one will know what they could be hiding under their shirt. Watch the clip, you will be amazed.

Especially when they are hiding guns under their shirt. It is not right and dangerous too. (what if he 'bang' his own kuku ciao). Everyone have a responsibility to protect children from gun-related deaths and injuries. Dont play play ah.

PORN on disney channel

A cable television company is investigating just how children in some New Jersey homes ended up watching hardcore pornography when they tuned into a popular cartoon programme on the Disney Channel.

Paul Dunleavy, a Middletown, New Jersey, subscriber to cable giant Comcast, was stunned on Tuesday to find his five-year-old son watching something other than Handy Manny, a cartoon show about a bilingual Latino handyman, Manny Garcia, and his talking tools.

"It was two people doing their thing, it was full-on and it was disgusting," the Middletown father of three told The New York Daily News newspaper on Wednesday.

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So...now u can get porn even on disney channel. How convenient!!

blogging as a new media

KUALA LUMPUR: The National Union of Journalists Malaysia has urged the Government to acknowledge the existence of Internet citizen reporting and blogging as a new media for disseminating information.

NUJ president Norila Mohd Daud said this online phenomenon had made a great impact on the country as an alternative information source on current issues affecting the public.

“The usage of Internet and the concept of the uncensored ‘borderless world’ have made information more easily accessible to anyone. As such, any abuses by public officials can be immediately exposed on the Internet,” she said in a statement issued in conjunction with World Press Freedom Day yesterday.

‘Ghostbusters’ back in action

KOTA BARU: Kelantan religious authorities are going to call some “ghostbusters” to clean up strange things happening in some neighbourhoods.

Also called doktor syaitan by people here, they are well versed in the Quran and draw inspiration from its verses to drive out evil spirits believed to dwell in deviant groups.

It is learnt that some enforcement officers sent out to investigate deviant groups sometimes end up being their followers.

“Perhaps meals or drinks served to the officers were spiked,” Kelantan Islamic Affairs Department director Ab Aziz Ab Rahman told reporters yesterday.

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the Malaysia way of life

The Malaysia way of life in short.

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'ho mia' dog

Here is a new way to bring your dog out for a walk/drive.

what can you do with a melon

Hey there actually is a special day for watermelon in Taiwan. lol...its cool. I just found out about it the other day. OK...here is a few pictures from the 2006 Melon Day in Taiwan.

Melon Day is the day where a collection of melon art is displayed. Pictures and words are engraved/carved onto surface of the melon. The 1st thing that captures your attention when you 1st walk into the hall will be this cute little heart shaped melon with the letter 'love' on it. I think the melon are actually grown in a heart shaped container to make it that way.

When it comes to carving, there will always be a pig in it. People just love to carve pig. Ah watever...there you go...pig in a melon.

Here's a few melon trying to be cute with its carving. I have been wondering, what happens to the melon next? Chop it open and serve it to your friends? after all that hard work on the melon? or you just keep it on display till it rot?

Nice art...imagine how long this will take...rose on a melon. Could it be...its done by a machine?

The first cubic melon is founded in Japan. Farmers of the Zentsuji region found a way to grow cubic watermelons, by growing the fruits in glass boxes and letting them naturally assume the shape of the receptacle. The square shape supposedly makes the melons easier to stack and store, but the square watermelons are often more than double the price of normal ones. Pyramid shaped watermelons have also been developed.

A few random pictures from the exhibition...

So what else can people do with melon?

EAT THEM!!!

oh...my...god...!!! MAGGOTS everywhere!!!

MAGGOTS...MAGGOTS...where? where?

see it for yourself.

You think this is a normal tree? All you can see is that the tree is slightly white in colour.

Cant see anything? wait till i get you closer and see for yourself. What happen to the tree?

The tree is covered in layers of white sticky web kinda thing. Know why? here...have another closer look.

That's WHY! the whole tree is covered with freaking maggots. Its kinda like there are millions of them.

Whats' worst? The maggots is not just on the tree...its f*cking everywhere. Check out the pic below. (click to enlarge)

The freaking maggots doesnt just like trees, they like bikes too. See the bike below covered with webbing. Its like the art of Spiderman but instead this is done by tonnes of maggots.

Wait a minute...i see something weird with the bike. See that? lets take a closer look...

still cant see what's wrong? Have another closer look.

See that? See that? There is something moving under the seat of the bike. I'm gonna take one step closer to have a better view. Stay with me guys...

Holy crap... the bike is invaded by maggots. And its f*cking real. Its like the maggots headquarter there under the seat. A little bit closer this time...

Not closer enough? ok...a bit more...

closer...closer...
There! See that? Happy now? You might as well just stick your hand in there and get a chance to become... Maggotman!!

It is on the roof, under the ceiling, on the tree, on the floor, and not to be missed...the bike as well.

Had enough of maggots already? ok...lets take a walk and get some fresh air in your lungs. How long have you stopped breathing? Take a deep breath... Lets go to the corner there...

Hmmm...its a bit dirty at the corner there... What did all those cleaners do all day over here? Lets have a sit anyway...a little bit of dirt wont kill...

OMFG...The Return of The Maggots. No matter where you go...it keeps coming back. There will be no place to hide... The next thing you know, maggots under the bed, maggots in the toilet, on the table, in the pillow, in the...

Maggots will haunt you forever. No where is safe for you now.

Maggots...Maggots...Everywhere...Arrggghhh...

But not to worry my fellow readers...

I have got a solution...visit http://ahpoh.blogspot.com once a day for the next 3 month and you will be free of the haunting maggots.

ahpoh will protect you!