funny ninja game

try to balance da little ninja on da ball. i think its possible to get perfect score.
try it HERE.

naughty classroom game

a naughty little classroom game. what's ur score?
click HERE to play.

erotic car window tinting

there is a car parked outside the erotica sex shop in europe with all the windows covered by stickers representing some hard scenes... this is something u wont see anywhere in asia especially in malaysia. u think JPJ can lulus ah??!!

a wish from a not so innocent 5 year old girl

i wish when i grow up...

this is how ppl got caned in jail. OUCH!!

that mus really hurts...ouch!!

would you dare to wear like this?

cloth is expensive nowadays...so the lesser the better...rite?

guys...stop staring at her breast!!

where are you staring guys...

the 11th husband....

A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband to "Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin".

"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times.?"

"Well, husband # 1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be."

"Husband # 2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was suppose to function; but he said he'd look into it and get back with me."

"Husband # 3 was from Field Services; he said that everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up."

"Husband # 4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver."

"Husband # 5 was an Engineer, he understood the basic process but he wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state of the-art method."

"Husband #6 was from Administration; he thought he knew how but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not."

"Husband # 7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it."

"Husband # 8 was a Psychiatrist; all he did was talk about it."

"Husband # 9 was a Gynecologist; all he did was look at it."

"Husband # 10 was a Stamp Collector; all he ever did was........ God I miss him."

" But now that I've married you, I'm so excited". "Wonderful", said the husband, "but why?"

"You're with the "GOVERNMENT"... This time I KNOW I'M gonna get SCREWED."

flu shot by doctor's recommendation

please do not forget your flu shot!!!!

the first half of this makes sense, but I like the second half better.

there are 2 ways to get rid of the ridiculous flu.

the 1st one is a healthy way of life.

• eat right! make sure you get your daily dose of fruits and veggies.
• take your vitamins and bump up your vitamin C.
• get plenty of exercise because exercise helps build your immune system.
• walk for at least an hour a day, go for a swim, take the stairs instead of the elevator, etc.
• wash your hands often. if you can't wash them, keep a bottle of antibacterial stuff around.
• get lots of fresh air. open doors & windows whenever possible.
• try to eliminate as much stress from your life as you can.
• get plenty of rest.

OR...

Take the doctor's approach!
Think about it... When you go for a shot, what do they do first?
They Clean your arm with alcohol...
Why? Because Alcohol KILLS GERMS.
So.......

• i walk to the liquor store... (exercise)
• i put lime in my Corona... (fruit)
• cherry in my Bloody Mary... (veggies)
• drink outdoors on the bar patio... (fresh air)
• tell jokes, laugh...(eliminate stress)
• then pass out... (rest)

the way I see it...

if you keep your alcohol levels up, flu germs can't get you!

my mother always said,
"A shot in the glass is better than one in the ass!"

time changes everything!

An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tight so that it would not blow away in the wind.

A gentleman approached her and said,
"Pardon me, madam. I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"

"Yes, I know," said the lady.
"I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."

"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any panties and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.

The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied,
"Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!"

desperate students during exams - part 1

what would you do if you dont know the answer to one of the questions? leave it blank? of course not...you would try your best to answer it with what you know. these students tried really hard!

Case 1

Case 2

Case 3

Case 4

Case 5

freebies all around us

we can never get enough of freebies. what more is better than getting things for free! some of you out there may have noticed it and used it while some others missed out the great opportunities...

here are some freebies which everyone would love...

1. FREE (AND LEGAL) MUSIC
You can find free and legal music tracks online at Amazon.com, CNet's Download.com and Walmart.com.

2. FREE PHONE CALLS
Save on your long-distance bill and chat via computer with free software from Skype.com. You won't pay a dime for any call to another Skype user. You can call non-users' landlines, too, for about $3 a month.

3. FREE E-MAIL
No more fretting over someone sending you a huge e-mail file. Free accounts from Gmail, Hotmail and Yahoo now give you at least 2 GB of storage.

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the world luckiest guy

this man on a motorcycle survived the car accident, he is one lucky lucky bastard!

i believe he is greek. He says: f*ck u asshole. it was red! . it was red!!!

wel;l...he has got a reason to curse. who could blame him?

new pet in town

this is the kind of pet no one has ever got yet in malaysia or singapore...
but it is quite common in africa...

wanna get one of those? cuddle it when you go to bed, take him out for a walk...nothing this pet cant do...

aint he cute?? children loves him...



OK...ok...i lied. i dont think it is cute...it is the most impossible creature to be made a pet...a GIANT FROG!! not in malaysia or singapore for sure...imagine a slimy giant frog sitting on your lap...ueh...

best is to make it into frog juice like in my previous post.

this is the worst name for a street

imagine if your house is on this street...one day you wanted to take a taxi back home and the conversation goes...

Driver : Nak ke mana cik?

Penumpang : Saya nak ke bandar Sunway. Dekat jer, rumah saya kat Jalan PukiMak U Lah...

Driver : Cik, kita ni org Malaysia. Tak boleh ke gunakan bahasa yg lebih sopan?

Penumpang : Nak sopan macamana lagi bang. Dah memang itu nama jalannya.

Driver : %$#@&*

i dont know if there is a real road using this name as i never seen it before...it could be a photoshop edited picture...

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marriage before & after

Before the marriage:

He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.

She: Do you want me to leave?

He: NO! Don't even think about it.

She: Do you love me?

He: Of course!

She: Have you ever cheated on me?

He: NO! Why you even asking?

She: Will you kiss me?

He: Yes!

She: Will you hit me?

He: No way! I'm not such kind of person!

She: Can I trust you?

Now after the marriage you can read it from bottom to the top !!!!

so tell me...how true is that?

funkiest wedding style i ever seen

what else can i say...they rulez...anyone else who brave enough to follow their style...let me know...

however...i believe it will the most memorable wedding and no one can ever forget it...

selling lemonade by the beach (not for kids)

i'm sure her business will be good...probably sold out in 5 minutes or less...wonder how much will she sell for a sip of lemonade...that's the way to do business!!

michael jackson's 'thriller' funny version...

exactly how many version of michael jackson's MV 'Thriller' out there i dont know...but i know there are a few which is pretty damn hilarious!!

ok this is the original version of the 'Thriller' MV


then this is the funniest version i ever see...

there are subtitles as well. The subtitles are based on how the lyrics are sound in english.

filipino inmates do 'Thriller'

1,500 plus CPDRC inmates of the Cebu Provincial Detention and Rehabilitation Center, Cebu, Philippines at practice. you guys probable had already seen this clip.

mayb you dont believe it...there's even an lego version of 'Thriller'

this is a bit too long and it turn boring half way...

a never ending list...let me know if u come across any other funny version.

how to stop birds from dropping bomb on your car

the bird never fly again...